Pizza and Prayer

[Lily Blair]

Oh great. An entire church youth group is staying in my hotel tonight. I walked through the lobby and they were all there eating pizza.

I need to update my ad:
Come on over to Lily's tonight. Don't mind the church kids!

[bluffcityguy]

I suspect that it's a message from God, and your mission is to loosen up one o'them youth ministers, who are often rather wild and kinky fellows once they've been shown the ropes by a wanton woman like yourself.

I'm sure you're up to fulfilling this mission from God.



Cheers,

bcg

[Lily Blair]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

I suspect that it's a message from God, and your mission is to loosen up one o'them youth ministers, who are often rather wild and kinky fellows once they've been shown the ropes by a wanton woman like yourself.

I'm sure you're up to fulfilling this mission from God.



Cheers,

bcg

You're absolutely right bcg. I'm on a mission! Would it be wrong of me to approach the gentleman under the guise of needing some "private spiritual guidance" in my hotel room?

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

You're absolutely right bcg. I'm on a mission! Would it be wrong of me to approach the gentleman under the guise of needing some "private spiritual guidance" in my hotel room?

Sounds like a good start. How could he resist such a heartfelt entreaty from a needy soul?

I'm sure the Holy Spirit (or an unreasonable facsimile thereof) will inspire you both from that point on...



Cheers,

bcg

[Tempus]

So how was the pizza party?

[Ginger Doll]

Well, it's a good thing I'm not around. I'm Agnostic & I only eat chicken breasts.

[Mr.Chan]

Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

You're absolutely right bcg. I'm on a mission! Would it be wrong of me to approach the gentleman under the guise of needing some "private spiritual guidance" in my hotel room?

Would be last to tell anyone how to do business. However seem unnecessary to entice the weak to stray. Appear sufficient quantity who have strayed already more than willing to purchase product that sells itself.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Well, it's a good thing I'm not around. I'm Agnostic & I only eat chicken breasts.

Hm? ISTR labeling myself an apathetic agnostic (so I could rehash the old groaner: "Is there a God? I don't know and I don't care!") and you urged me to join you on the atheist side of the fence (where I already was for all practical purposes). Now you're agnostic? Do I need to jump the fence again?

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Mr.Chan

Would be last to tell anyone how to do business. However seem unnecessary to entice the weak to stray. Appear sufficient quantity who have strayed already more than willing to purchase product that sells itself.

Ah, my suggestion to Lily was based on my feeling that she'd especially enjoy seducing a purportedly pure man o'Gawd to the Dark Side.*

I always think that one should find special enjoyment in one's work when one can.

Cheers,

bcg

* a significant number of women seem to like that; Catholic priests (especially the ever-shrinking number of ones under, oh, say 45 or 50) turn down more pussy than you or I will ever dream of. Often I bemoan losing my faith and renouncing Rome; if I'd stayed I'd have become a Jesuit, been teaching at one of their universities, and probably have hot and cold running coeds flowing through my rooms...

[beetle]

Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

Oh great. An entire church youth group is staying in my hotel tonight. I walked through the lobby and they were all there eating pizza.

I need to update my ad:
Come on over to Lily's tonight. Don't mind the church kids!

Dear, you sure get involved with some strange things when you travel.........

[willro]

My first BBBJ was at a church camp. You never know.... there might be action in more of those hotel rooms than just yours tonight.

[Lily Blair]

Hmmm, ya know I'm coming through Jonesboro next week willro, in case you'd like to get together for a little bible study. :

Hehe

[Guest061415-1]

I can't believe nobody has thought of a "speaking in tongues" joke yet...