Let me make this clear! (satire)

[beagledawg]

I have a problem where I cum within about 2 minutes from when my cock is touched. I found out about 10 years ago. I have let nobody know on this board as if it's my business and I have to treat myself properly with no stress. I decided not to make a public announcement about this because I'm not looking for sympathy. But I don't want no one speculating that I can last for many minutes (i.e. marathon man) because I can't. It's premature ejaculation and not contagious. Yes, there are days that I'm going to have to knock the first one out myself if I'm gonna preform certain duties in the area of... well, you know. That doesn't make me a bad client, I just need that special provider who can allow 2 pops in a 30-min session or even 3 in a 1-hour session and know that it'll come easy.
Thanks,
Beagledawg

[beagledawg]

It is a shame that this has come to this point to where I had to put my personal business out here in a public forum like this, but if it weren't for me thinking that everyone cared so much then I wouldn't have known. What is really surprising me is a modd is not trying to convince me that I told a provider that I had a quick pistol, which I do. I was a regular vanilla sex type guy prior to this hobby and part of my fun involves me getting blowjobs. I would never put a provider at risk. What I had said to a provider was that I was going through some testing and it came back positive for Quick Pistol-itis... which is NOT contagious.

So with all this being said I think I should feel ashamed of myself for spreading such a mean thing. I still like getting blowjobs and I'm gonna continue to like them. You know why? Because I can and it's what I love to get. My Urologist told me to work my own upon my own discretion and I will do just that. Read up on the facts of this Quick-Pistol-itis before you make assumptions because it really shouldnt have come to this point.
Thanks,
Beagledawg

[beechguy]

beagledawg, your courage is inspiring! (also satire)

[Guest013121]

What is the point of this thread?

[Peacefulwarrior]

He is trying to say that he is "special" and needs extra care from providers ehehe

Originally Posted by Gemma34

What is the point of this thread?

[beagledawg]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

What is the point of this thread?

Compare to OLindsays a few days ago. SNL satire to lighten the mood.

[OLindsay]

Wow

[Guest052813-01]

Originally Posted by beagledawg

Compare to OLindsays a few days ago. SNL satire to lighten the mood.

Yeah, but SNL satire is funny. This is just a Major League failure - just like the Royals.

[dirty dog]

Lighten the mood my ass, this was just an attempt to start shit.

[mexmex50]

Beagledawg that's some funny shit.

[KCQuestor]

Man, if mexmex50 thinks it is funny, that's pretty good indication that you are seriously fucked up. This was rude and pointless.

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by mexmex50

Beagledawg that's some funny shit.

And to think, I actually tried to helped you out and even you seen what a shit you were being on Lindsays thread. On another note, you did make me realize what a shit I had previously been to Lindsay. Thanks for that.

@beagle, I see that you spent a lot of time on this and while I must admit its clever and quite inconsiderate it sounds a lot like an ad and you posted it in the wrong place. Oh, and you're pretty thoughtless to make fun of her post regarding her medical condition.

[beagledawg]

Originally Posted by mexmex50

Beagledawg that's some funny shit.

I thought it was, too. But...

[mexmex50]

Again goodnight

[mexmex50]

Let me make it clear i meant it was stupid funny nothing more lighten up.