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rockerrick · 01-26-2013, 12:05 PM

So I'm reading this thread in SA , lady freaking out on stuff said about her , I'm sure it can be tough .

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=654941

So I post that she might need thicker skin , if she chooses to read the critiques . Well I consider my skin to be pretty thick , so I thought it might be an interesting experiment to see how it feels . I only know one lady with balls , and she's not really around anymore . Of you ladies that have seen me , do any have what it takes to write a review with full ROS ? It's really not as easy as it sounds , it makes you feel weird the first 5 or so ! Have at it ladies , it will be fun !

RALPHEY BOY · 01-26-2013, 12:19 PM

good luck to her, wish her the best,,

so many times I could have blasted Providers
on using outdated to fake pics, 20-40 pounds heavier, and 10 years older
gone to disgusting dirty outcalls.. what is with you Providers?? didnt yalls mom teach you how to clean a house?
Provider either stunk of smoke, reeked of alcohol, and used stanky ass perfume,hopped up on meds, shorted me time,
I could go on and on..

but just like Joel Osteen taught me, dont worry about those people, they have issues...

Aphrodite · 01-26-2013, 01:54 PM

Geez...I would find it hard to be polite much less leave a gift behind, RB.
Well, RR, I have seen you 'nekkid' - *shhhh!* but, only got to gaze upon your glory *wink*.

There are some guys I would love to give a 'no' and a truthful ROS...and others I would give a 'hell yes!' and wax poetic for an hour or two...
**my mind wanders back to fond memories, for a brief moment**
I wonder if women would write the same ROS details as a man? It would be fun to see samples of reviews from the woman's perspective...

Review of: BillyBob@fictionalclient.com
By: Theydontcallmeblondefornothing

"I hoped he wouldn't notice my broken fingernail, oh wait, this is about him. He smelled so good! Speaking of scents, has anyone tried XYZ perfume?? OMG! I have to get some! Oh, anyway back to Billybob, he smelled nice and kissed great! He had this one whisker on his upper lip that kept poking my mouth, though. I hope I don't get a pimple from that! Anyway...he looked pretty good for a guy of his age. He loved the teddy I was wearing. I got it on sale at VS - you ladies need to check out the sale there! OMG! I got 10 new pairs of panties for only $35.00! I wanted to get a new bra but, am trying to save my money. Oh, back to Billybob, anyway, he seemed a little shy but we had a bit of convo to break the ice. I shared with him about my bf, my kids, my rent being late, my stupid car that needs repairs, AGAIN! He was so sweet and was a good listener. Did I mention what a cute a$$ he has?? Mmmm! That is a biggie for me. A guy needs a cute, tight a$$ or this girl don't play, kwim? Anyway...."

Gr8fun · 01-26-2013, 02:16 PM

Great review Aphrodite! I am sure that is a yes, and you hope he will be back!

I am sure other providers will be adding BillyBob to their ToDo list....

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rockerrick · 01-26-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Aphrodite

I wonder if women would write the same ROS details as a man? It would be fun to see samples of reviews from the woman's perspective...

I've wondered that myself , I somehow doubt the majority would be as graphic . Guys with the tendency to treat it like sports announcer doing play by play tend to read like pornography . Your example lends me to believe the ladies would be more concerned with the aesthetics and aromas vs the actual sexual acts . Also got to wonder how ladies would approach the things that bothered them . Would they be as insensitive at picking on physical characteristics ? Come on ladies we need some insight !

RedDace#1 · 01-26-2013, 02:41 PM

Nice review Aphrodite ;-)

Fancyinheels · 01-26-2013, 02:43 PM

Cute one, Aphrodite.

I DID write reviews a few years back for a now defunct website that allowed both clients and providers to review their experiences. Mine were entertaining, even if not Penthouse play-by-play graphic. (Although as an author of erotica, I've gotten down and dirty, too.)

Sometimes it was pretty funny to read what two people said about a concurrent period of time together. You had to wonder if they were even in the same room.

I think that would create problems and tension here, and we have enough drama. Nope, best that only one side gets to play critic, but the other side should be able to respond without being excommunicated or humiliated. Can get pretty brutal here on ECCIE.

Besides, we providers have ladies lounges and various blacklists to rat the BAD guys out privately.

RedDace#1 · 01-26-2013, 02:47 PM

Is there a clien review section on eccie for providers, maybe the ladies lounge ?

Curious

fun2come · 01-26-2013, 02:50 PM

Might be hard to write an honest review on these:
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Fancyinheels · 01-26-2013, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RedDace#1

Is there a clien review section on eccie for providers, maybe the ladies lounge ?

Curious

No. Most wouldn't even take the time.

But if you treat us ungraciously, that gets around in the female-only channels.

RedDace#1 · 01-26-2013, 03:09 PM

Thanks Fancyinheels, Love to hear that, always try to treat the ladies, as well if not better than I am treated, which by most on eccie is spectacular.

rockerrick · 01-26-2013, 03:10 PM

Now I can grasp the reluctance to write one if the situation were like it is for you ladies . Obviously no one wants to alienate clients or even future clients . But hell if I'm dumb enough to ask for it ! Surely there wouldn't be repercussions for writing one that is asked for , I can't see guys caring if you shred or praise me . And I'm not going to be butt hurt about anything . And shredding me would probably solicit legions of fans , as you can tell by the one star rating . LOL !

Aphrodite · 01-26-2013, 03:15 PM

Fun: Lovely shade of green but, even those won't get some guys invited back for another visit.
LOL with Fancy about whether they were in the same room together.

Purely fictional observations or possible ROS:

"Nicely dressed. I love a guy that puts time into his grooming - he smelled good enough to eat

Very good kisser w/ some very intense DFK - gotta love it when a man knows how to really kiss. Ok, he is middle aged, in decent shape, has taken the time to groom himself *down there* which earns him major points in my book. He was responsive to my touch and showed his appreciation with some pretty sexy moaning and groaning. I felt very feminine with him - the way he touched me, held me, looked at me and so on...What a lovely feeling when a man can evoke that w/in me. He smiled a lot, didn't take himself so seriously, that he couldn't relax, which just added to the chemistry. There were moments of some pretty intense eye-gazing, caressing, passionate kisses and true delight in our 'differences' as a man and woman. He was gentle and intent on pleasing me - and did he ever! I relaxed and just let the sensations sweep over me and ohhhh, yesssss!

He was open to some new things and very appreciative of my efforts...x 2 *eg*. I highly recommend him ladies but treat him well - he deserves it!"

That is a lovely summation of my atf's...and some of you may find yourselves in there...as for the others? Thank goodness for infoshare - Bwah-ha!

The Goddess of Love/lust and mischief

Fancyinheels · 01-26-2013, 03:21 PM

Come on over, rockerrick. I'll write an honest and detailed review about you. (Be afraid, be very afraid.)

Metal Smith · 01-26-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Come on over, rockerrick. I'll write an honest and detailed review about you. (Be afraid, be very afraid.)

Don't be afraid R R, I have heard this rhetoric before -- having met you, I think F i Hs should and probably is shaking in her -> Heels? Go for the review Sir, we want representation... A well written review of a man with your distinction, I think will be applauded by all...