Unusual Gift Received/Given

[S-Man]

What are some of the unusual gifts you have received/given over the years?

After an encounter with a wayward candle at her incall, I gave her a small home/kitchen fire extinguisher on my next visit.

[missblue]

so far nothing to unusual. flowwers, liquor, gift gards to starbucks, prettynpink christmas orniments . id love to get somthing unique or odd. that would be fun.

[Knight2554]

I once got the unexpected and unwelcome gift of pine needles in my ass when a vigorous bout of fucking under the Christmas trees with the ex resulted in us knocking the dam thing over.

[LittleMiss]

Pretty normal stuff. Candles, candy, flowers and gift cards.

I did however receive a Mexican silver coin that is an ounce. Still holding onto it because wit just keeps going up whoever that was, creative!

[DallasRain]

I once recieved granny panties---the guy had me wear them the whole session and then told me they were a gift! lol

I also once recieved a bag of cheetos and a box of froot loops---I luv luv luv them mixed together in a bowl!!

[pyramider]

A gift? Is my leaving not gift enough? All this time I thought the ladies were happy I was leaving ...

[yourself]

I once gave a girl a retired "show donkey" from Juarez, MX.

[pyramider]

You can buy anything on ebay.

[Zorro]

I give out American Silver eagle coins-1oz

[daty/o]

I gave my atf some Egyptian cotton sheets once. I figured that way I knew she got a little pleasure in bed, as well.

[txcwby6]

A "Free Blowjob" card from a young woman as a gag gift. Little did she know that I originally hoped it wasn't a gag gift and told her so. She assured me in no uncertain terms that it WAS a gag gift.

[Sir Lancehernot]

So did she gag while you were getting the BJ?

[txcwby6]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

So did she gag while you were getting the BJ?

Ummm..she did make the universal sign for gagging when I tried to redeem the gift card.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by daty/o

I gave my atf some Egyptian cotton sheets once. I figured that way I knew she got a little pleasure in bed, as well.

cool!!

I once got a bag full of funky knee high socks! {my signature trademark}

[ItalianaPrincess]

I once gave a girl a retired "show donkey" from Juarez, MX.

Omg I just spit my coke zero all over my keyboard.

Hey Pyramider- Im handing out free TAINT for the holidays...Ho Ho Ho come N get it!


I am actually giving 50/discounts to those who bring in toys for my Toy Drive this winter. NOT ADULT TOYS....children's toys!!


The weirdest thing anyone's ever left me was a turd on my bed. Yep, long story, Im sure he didn't mean to....it was pretty awkward (and yuk). Just ask KennedyLayne, lol, she was there too!