Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > Texas > Austin > The Sandbox - Austin
test
The Sandbox - Austin The Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT an adult-themed topic, then it belongs here

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 650
MoneyManMatt 490
Jon Bon 408
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
George Spelvin 312
Starscream66 301
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
sharkman29 262
Top Posters
DallasRain71331
biomed167701
Yssup Rider62853
gman4455012
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling49490
WTF48272
pyramider46427
bambino45243
The_Waco_Kid39898
CryptKicker37390
Mokoa36499
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Dr-epg34235

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-03-2012, 08:34 AM   #1
frustr8d
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
Encounters: 3
Thumbs down Review: My wife

Date:05/01/1996 - present
Provider: The Wife
Phone or Pager: PM me
URL / Website: n/a
City: Austin
State: Texas
Area / Address: North Austin
Appointment Type: incall
Provider Category: dependent
Activities: convo and holidays with in-laws, shopping w/ credit card domination, psychological warfare, guilt, enforced chastity, Doctors visits, surgery, extended home health care provider role play, financial ruin, HJ
Session Length Scheduled: 15+(years)
Fee: TBD
Total Paid: 750K+++++
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? oh god yes
Was the Description you were given accurate? NO
Hair Color and Length: Red, various lengths
Age: 38
Race: White Girl
Perfume/Fragrance: Hibiclens
Smoking Status: non-smoker
Attitude: It’s all about her / bitchy
Where did you hear about this provider? From the guitar player in an old band of mine.

Providers Body: 5’10, 260(these days) no muscle tone, easily fatigued, multiple incision scars, C cups, shaved beaver - no idea why, pretty face but with a pissed off kinda look.

Comments:I really don’t have the words to describe this err in judgement.

Recommendation: No
frustr8d is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 08:39 AM   #2
rockerrick
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 18,471
Encounters: 63
Default

Damn dude I was gonna try this one , Thanks for the warning !!!!!
Just Kidding .
rockerrick is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 08:43 AM   #3
ArisRose
Pending Age Verification
 
User ID: 141008
Join Date: Jun 24, 2012
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,527
My ECCIE Reviews
Unhappy

YMMV?
ArisRose is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 09:08 AM   #4
chipsandsalsa
Valued Poster
 
chipsandsalsa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 25, 2012
Location: austin
Posts: 140
Encounters: 1
Default

wow. thats not at all like the times I have spent with her!!

And yes, i"m kidding you!

Great post, thanks, and that is why I shall remain a single man always!
chipsandsalsa is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 09:19 AM   #5
HELL YES 76
Valued Poster
 
HELL YES 76's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 12, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 525
Encounters: 2
Default

Marriage is the biggest crock of shit ever!!!

Don't even get me started on it!
HELL YES 76 is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 09:24 AM   #6
Codybeast
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
Posts: 1,771
Encounters: 4
Default

The institution of marriage is great if you don't mind being in an institution. I'll pass on this one. Besides the price is too high without enough menu options.
Codybeast is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 09:40 AM   #7
frustr8d
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
Encounters: 3
Default

Yeah, I was working on "The Rest of the Story" but it got less and less funny so I decided to keep this short and sweet. Anyway, you guys can rip on me or her all you want, it's practically impossible to offend me on this subject.
frustr8d is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 11:11 AM   #8
frustr8d
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
Encounters: 3
Default

the Fee should have been listed as "HALF!"
frustr8d is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 11:15 AM   #9
trynagetlaid
Valued Poster
 
trynagetlaid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 9, 2010
Location: Archer City
Posts: 2,830
Encounters: 2
Default

Does she run any specials?
trynagetlaid is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 11:22 AM   #10
The Griffin
Valued Poster
 
The Griffin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Austin
Posts: 812
Encounters: 66
Default

In the words of the great orator Johnny Taylor, it's cheaper to keeper her!!
The Griffin is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #11
frustr8d
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
Encounters: 3
Default

In the words of my boss: If it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent.
frustr8d is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 11:45 AM   #12
ArisRose
Pending Age Verification
 
User ID: 141008
Join Date: Jun 24, 2012
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,527
My ECCIE Reviews
Question

Is BBFS & Greek on the menu?
ArisRose is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 12:17 PM   #13
Codybeast
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
Posts: 1,771
Encounters: 4
Default

Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from?
Codybeast is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 12:22 PM   #14
NastyCanasta
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: Spacing in Vienna
Posts: 838
Encounters: 26
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Codybeast View Post
Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from?
Yes, many do.
NastyCanasta is offline   Quote
Old 09-03-2012, 12:22 PM   #15
SmackThatAzz
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: May 30, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 372
Encounters: 11
Default

LOL... nice Life cereal reference CB

Thanks for the info.. can we hear about the other she provided service from? I think I seen her ad on other boards
SmackThatAzz is offline   Quote
Reply



AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved