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SimonNueve · 09-05-2012, 11:40 PM

on a golf club.

Do any of you fine ladies in the community like to tee it up? I'd be interested in discussing playing a round and then playing around. The puns and double entendres are just too easy here, so I'll stop.

~Simon

Mature Companion · 09-05-2012, 11:58 PM

Why stop? You always had a way with words. Oops, my bad. I meant you always had a way with that warm mouth of yours.

Playing a round and then playing around is sexy!

As for my grip. Oh you know! My grip is amazing.

SimonNueve · 09-06-2012, 12:11 AM

Well, you did let me hit two off the first tee, which was much appreciated, and I think I hit the second one much longer. Isn't that always the case with the second swing? I still have the same clubs, but no longer have a sponsor, so I'm looking to play a lot more to keep my card active.
BTW, yes, you definitely have an amazing grip

Guest101114 · 09-06-2012, 07:03 AM

I have never really played it......but would like to someday just for fun of course(:

Sonya Playmate · 09-07-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SimonNueve

on a golf club.

Do any of you fine ladies in the community like to tee it up? I'd be interested in discussing playing a round and then playing around. The puns and double entendres are just too easy here, so I'll stop.

~Simon

Nope...Never tried it before....I can b-ball really good..

Ammonite right? haha....;-)

ammonite · 09-07-2012, 11:30 PM

I don't really play golf, but I'm pretty sure if Sonya kisses my balls for good luck it will make my putter stand up...wee

Sonya Playmate · 09-08-2012, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ammonite

I don't really play golf, but I'm pretty sure if Sonya kisses my balls for good luck it will make my putter stand up...wee

wee!

I would love to try play golf... I don't think it's my type of sport.. I would probley hit the ball wrong haha..lol