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08-07-2012, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
Location: Houston
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Is it leagal
to buy a midget.
For some reason, I have been thincking about buying a midget.
Does anybody know where to find a selection of midgets to choose from?
I cant figure out why I have this urge to buy one.
Maybe I should borrow one for a few weeks and the urge to buy one will pass.
Does anyone know where I can borrow a midget.
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08-07-2012, 09:18 PM
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08-07-2012, 09:34 PM
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Wow, cool.
Do you know if the magicians they have are also midgets?
I could not tell from the website.
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08-07-2012, 09:45 PM
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08-07-2012, 10:00 PM
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I'm a little person. I take offense to this.
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08-07-2012, 10:45 PM
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Careful....
Careful what you wish for....
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08-08-2012, 02:25 AM
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I don't know about buying one, but there is one on the North side you can rent. Name's Ruby.
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08-08-2012, 07:01 AM
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Trey, no offense but, I have seen your posts and you are not the type of midget I am looking for.
You know, if you would lighten up a bit, maybe someone would buy you.....ijs
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08-08-2012, 08:43 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
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Aren't most aliens midgets?
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08-08-2012, 10:26 AM
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Aren't most aliens midgets?
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How many aliens are there?
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08-08-2012, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by The2Dogs
Trey, no offense but, I have seen your posts and you are not the type of midget I am looking for.
You know, if you would lighten up a bit, maybe someone would buy you.....ijs
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I'm less then 100 pounds already, is that suppose to be funny?
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08-08-2012, 02:57 PM
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Yep
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08-08-2012, 07:56 PM
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How many aliens are there?
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Only 2 dogs knows but he ain't telling
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08-08-2012, 09:51 PM
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Sorry, but I was doing one of my most favorite things of all time, having somebody stick a needle in my eye. I get that fun and enjoyment once every four weeks.
I have been watching the Olympics and have not seen a single midget participating and I thinck it is just wrong. Limbo should be an Olympic event where a midget would stand a chance. What about Shetland ponies in the equestrian events?
I am still undecided on the buying a midget thing. I cant find a reasonable price list and I don't feel like paying full retail.
Be careful making light of midget aliens, in some alien societies they are the leaders and by leaders I mean brutal dictatorial bastards like they got a chip on their shoulders or something. I mean if you can call that appendage a shoulder.
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08-08-2012, 10:51 PM
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I like it when my midget gives me a hand job, makes my cock look HUGE!!!!!
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