Since I made one for the guys I think its only fair that I make one for the ladies as well. In keeping with my "EOO"
Equal Opportunity Offender platform, here is the ladies "Make a Story"
Hey Honey, I'm a little short this week...can you see me for some GFE/PSE/BBBJNQNS/LFK/DFK/Mish/CG/RCG/Doggie Delight for
"pick one"
- 57.33 & a half bag of cheetos?
- The promise of a wonderful time?
- Old Times Sake?
- Because its my Birthday!
- Out of the goodness of your caring heart?
- Because I am so AWESOME in bed!!
And those rumors of me being a carrier? Not true! I know I am clean because "pick one"
- I was tested during the Regan administration & alls well!
- Bugs fear me
- I wash up as soon as I get home...everytime...without fail
- I am protected by the Sun God Rah in everything I do
And can we make it a 2 hour session? I know I pop in the first 5 minutes, but I need to write a review saying "pick one"
- How much you enjoy my giant mushroom head
- How many times I made you "O" & you saying "This has never happened to me before"!
- How badly I wore you out & you were crying for mercy saying, "Oh Bwana, I can't take anymore of your amazing monster cock...please let me rest for I am impaled, derailed, curtailed, and split tailed...
And I know that you don't mind that I "pick one"
- Just came in from 10 hours on a road crew & smell like a Turkish Prison
- Haven't brushed my teeth in 20 years & look like the mossy bottom of a lake
- Have a 1/2" crust of dick cheese around my cock
- Think that Hygeine is a greeting not a practice
And baby, sorry I expect "pick one"
- You to be ready 10 minutes after I call
- To be the only appointment of the day for a 100/half
- To not gag when I grab your hair & shove my shaft down your throat
And I know you won't mind that I "pick one"
- Bitch about my exe
- Bitch about my other girls
- Bitch about bitches in general
- Bitch about my job, life, health, pock marks on my ass-or your ass
And, do you think we can do a double with "pick one"
- Your Sister
- Your Mom
- Your Cousin
- That woman collecting quarters on the corner
So, what do you say?
TOYZ "Make a Story" Provider Edition
