A few quickies
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values.
Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married; did you?"
Larry replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"
The father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the Divorce Court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then, I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room took the husband aside and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute."
"Thank you," the blonde says and hangs up.
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