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Old 01-13-2012, 10:08 PM   #1
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Default How to Get Free Sex

I just watched an ABC 20/20 report on online sperm donation. Instead of getting inseminated in a clinic using frozen sperms from a sperm bank, women are now getting "fresh" sperms from donors that they found online. The insemination can be done in two ways, AI (artificial) or natural (NI). With AI, the donor collected the sperms in a cup, which are then transferred to the recipient by herself. With NI, the donor directly inseminates the recipient.

So, if you want to get free sex, register as a free sperm donor in an online registry, and choose NI.
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:32 AM   #2
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been there, did that. did not have to register.
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:10 AM   #3
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been there, did that.
So, are there little OSD's out there?
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:35 AM   #4
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So, are there little OSD's out there?

My friend OSD,

Have them all sign up on eccie as OSD 1, OSD 2, OSD 3 ..... You can be the next George Foreman and name them all OSD
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Just got my 'Gallon Club' pin at the sperm bank
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Shouldn't "free sex" be a prohibited topic on this board?
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:00 AM   #7
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A Woman named all her 7 sons “Harold”
When I asked her why she named them all the same, she said that she will only call “Harold” and they will all come to dinner.
I asked her, how can you only call one of them if you want?
She said; I will call him by his last name!!!!!!!!!!
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The irony is that the authorities are trying regulate "AI", because it is considered a medical procedure. However, if "NI" is chosen, then it is just, well, consensual sex!
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The irony is that the authorities are trying regulate "AI", because it is considered a medical procedure. However, if "NI" is chosen, then it is just, well, consensual sex!

But, wouldn't that open up the donor to 18 years + of child support??
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But, wouldn't that open up the donor to 18 years + of child support??
Apparently, the parties signed some document about the donor not having parental rights or responsibilities, but it is not clear how legal that is.
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So, are there little OSD's out there?
met a gay pair female lawyers from Buffalo it Raquette lake. They wanted kids. But no guy. So the one spent lots of time meeting me there. And I donate till the rabbit died. Then that was the end till they wanted a 2nd.

ahhh weekends at the lake.
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The irony is that the authorities are trying regulate "AI", because it is considered a medical procedure. However, if "NI" is chosen, then it is just, well, consensual sex!
One step closer to getting our hobby paid for by insurance...
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The irony is that the authorities are trying regulate "AI", because it is considered a medical procedure. However, if "NI" is chosen, then it is just, well, consensual sex!
Charge her a stud fee. most of us are to old to get away with that. MC could I bet.

Can you take part of collage off of your tax. mmmm Could he then add hobby donations to schooling. get some back. And charge from what he has learned,

crap Stud fee: now I think of that. way to late.

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Apparently, the parties signed some document about the donor not having parental rights or responsibilities, but it is not clear how legal that is.
yup. wish I did that. but didn't need to.
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I donate till the rabbit died.
So, there is at least one little OSD out there!

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Charge her a stud fee.
Was AI or NI involved?
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:30 PM   #15
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met a gay pair female lawyers from Buffalo it Raquette lake. They wanted kids. But no guy. So the one spent lots of time meeting me there. And I donate till the rabbit died. Then that was the end till they wanted a 2nd.

ahhh weekends at the lake.
1) weekends at Raquette Lake

2) why dirty a coffee/tea cup. I did the dishes at my house up there. that would make it NI.
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