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Old 11-21-2011, 07:14 AM   #1
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Default Little Johnny

Things that end with “tor
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."
“ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

“ Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like
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Old 11-21-2011, 08:31 AM   #2
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Default All I need for Christmas

A visit from the the Interstate Battery Truck,
The Bunny that sells those good EVERREADY
BATTERIES,or Laker and Mr. Bill we never
run low and our batteries provide a good
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Old 11-30-2011, 02:53 AM   #3
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AMEN! The ones that really eat batteries are the ones that have duel action like the wacky wabbit with all kinds of buttons and settings.
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Old 11-30-2011, 06:01 AM   #4
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For those with battery issues, I strongly recommend the fully rechargeable WiVibe. It's a really unique vibrator that is designed for couples, although women can use it solo as well. Its designed to be worn while "doing the deed." Its something of a modified U-shape, each end slightly flaired with ridges. One end goes inside the woman and presses against her G-spot, the other on her clit. The central part is tapered and doesn't interfere with penetration. I must say, its unbelievable! There are also 7 different settings.

I am not an agent of the company, not do I receive any compensation for shamelessly plugging it! Batteries are NOT an issue with this thing!
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