Little Johnny

[Laker]

Things that end with “tor
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."
“ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

“ Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like
there's no tomorrow!"

[oklib]

A visit from the the Interstate Battery Truck,
The Bunny that sells those good EVERREADY
BATTERIES,or Laker and Mr. Bill we never
run low and our batteries provide a good
jump

[Lexxxy]

AMEN! The ones that really eat batteries are the ones that have duel action like the wacky wabbit with all kinds of buttons and settings.

[sexyfatguy]

For those with battery issues, I strongly recommend the fully rechargeable WiVibe. It's a really unique vibrator that is designed for couples, although women can use it solo as well. Its designed to be worn while "doing the deed." Its something of a modified U-shape, each end slightly flaired with ridges. One end goes inside the woman and presses against her G-spot, the other on her clit. The central part is tapered and doesn't interfere with penetration. I must say, its unbelievable! There are also 7 different settings.

I am not an agent of the company, not do I receive any compensation for shamelessly plugging it! Batteries are NOT an issue with this thing!