Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County, FL.
DO NOT FUCK UP IN POLK COUNTY.
He first made international news over 20 years ago when his SWAT team shot a cop killer (also killed was the cop's police K9) like, a couple hundred times.
"Sheriff, why did your Officers shoot the suspect so many times?"
"Waaal (shifts chew), I strongly suspect that's all the ammo they had....."
DO NOT FUCK UP IN POLK COUNTY!
Funniest part: Polk County Coroner put "natural causes" as the cause of death on the suspect's death certificate. When the press asked how being shot a bazillion times could be "natural causes", the Coroner replied, "When you get shot that many times, naturally you gonna die."
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This was funny
