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Originally Posted by Goodguy85
You smarten up!! You guys try to touch, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and everything else you can from every girl you go see and then pay them as cheap as you possibly can. Please guys give me a freakin' break!
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I'don't know... you sound pretty needy!
That girl really damaged you huh?
Tell ya what you should do !
Get a dog ��!
It will love you if your ugly, fat or stinky!
I used to hunt with this beagle that no matter what stinking dead animal we would come across weither in the woods or road kill, and the stinker the better, that motherfucker would roll on it until we would pull him off! And he wondered why we made him ride in the cage in the bed of the truck!
Most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Hunting bunnies with beagles and an open choke 20ga.
But I digress!
A dog would probably let you hug it! And maybe, say like on your birthday or perhaps Christmas it will even let you steal a kiss!
Don't forget the mistletoe!
Ahhh yes,... acceptance!