St Paddy's Day Humor

[iggy]

While on vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if I'd like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but declined the offer.

Throughout Italy , I kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer was always the same: It was a direct line to heaven and I could call for a thousand dollars.

Then - I finished my tour in Ireland . I decided to attend Mass at a local village church.. When I walked in the door I noticed the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating: "DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN: 25 cents." "Father," I said, "I have been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?"


The priest smiled and said, "you're in Ireland now. It's a local call."

Happy St. Patrick's Day, a little early!!

[Stevie2006]

2 quickies...

What do you call an irishman that sleeps on your lawn?





Paddy O'furniture...

[Stevie2006]

And...
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irish homosexuals?







Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald....

[Dharma]

[technicallygeek]

My favorite shirt lol....

[Bank Walker]

What's the difference between and Irishman and a Muslim?
An Irishman gets stoned before he fucks someone else's wife.