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Old 04-06-2021, 04:53 PM   #1
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Default Who is Plastic Man?

Who/what is he? Why does he talk like that?
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Old 04-06-2021, 06:32 PM   #2
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Who is Plastic Man?
There isn't a soul on Eccie who hasn't pondered that question at one time or another.

While no one really knows for sure, there are rumors that Plastic Man is the end result of a Tryst between a lonely love starved pirate and a discarded department store mannequin.

What we do know is that he's dedicated his life to protecting Jimmie's from the evils brought on by commies, pinkos and the alphabet people. He also insults the Jimmie's relentlessly for their own good.
He's non-recyclable and refuses to share a bin with undesirables like paper. It's best to keep them separate, but equal. He enjoys an occasion funnel, but that usually ends in a barrage of demeaning insults directed toward the ungrateful funnel.

Finally, unlike common plastic people, he can take the heat without having a meltdown and doesn't crack under pressure.
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He lives in Plastic Mom's basement and gives out "Golden Dildos" to all deserving Jimmies. Fights for us in the "Space Force". All around national icon!
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Old 04-06-2021, 07:44 PM   #4
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None of you loons make any sense.
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None of you loons make any sense.
We weren't this way when we joined. You'll find out in due time. 😉
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Old 04-07-2021, 05:04 AM   #6
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None of you loons make any sense.
careful there with the name calling.... that's the Dims job....
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Old 04-07-2021, 05:28 PM   #7
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The artist

Formerly known as California Plastic Man

Currently Jim Eagle
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Old 04-07-2021, 06:42 PM   #8
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A superhero SO bad, they had to give him dozens of powers to make him "almost" as useful as Aquaman.
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Old 04-07-2021, 07:35 PM   #9
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The unconscious of Carlos Danger.
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Old 04-07-2021, 07:46 PM   #10
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Plastic Man is LE and he just posts in his gibberish text to complete misdirect us. That's my theory. No one is that mentally challenged as he portrays himself.
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Old 04-07-2021, 09:07 PM   #11
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sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:13 PM   #12
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Plastic Man is LE and he just posts in his gibberish text to complete misdirect us. That's my theory. No one is that mentally challenged as he portrays himself.
He's been a member since 2010. That's one hella long investigation.
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Old 04-08-2021, 05:18 AM   #13
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careful there with the name calling

Have you been vaccinated for covid19 Paulie?
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Old 04-08-2021, 06:26 AM   #14
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Have you been vaccinated for covid19 Paulie?
Absolutely.
Trump got it here at WARP SPEED....
Why wouldn't I take the shot....

And THAT means, I no longer need to wear a FACE DIAPER (kudos for that expression PM)....

And I shouldn't have to eat food in a bar any longer.....
Of course.... THAT has never made sense anyways.....
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whys does yer ...plastic man ...puts a clock ...in every ...room

...sos he always ...knows whats time it be!
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