Encounter: A harrowing story of dry vagina, fake pictures, clock watching including fake clients, guns, and being told there was an open menu when really there wasn’t

[Jayhawker]

Date: 07-20-2020
Name: Doll Barbie
Phone: 8162232473
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/sexy-l...esire/30167829
City: East Kansas City
State: Missouri
Address: I-70 across from Stadiums
Activities: Stripper slide (said yes didn’t follow thru), bj(said yes did not follow thru) Mish, lazy K-9, K-9, 69(said yes, didn’t follow thru), oral(said yes didn’t follow thru), cunnilingus(said yes didn’t follow thru), cowgirl(2-3 mins)
Hair Length and Color: Long past shoulders black
Age: She said 31 but I suspect older flabby ass said older (more on that below
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: So to be clear the pictures are not her or at best her when she was early 20s. She’s about 130-135, 5’6 not toned. I’ll start from face down.

Her face is okay a 6 and 7 1/2 if made up. Just by her face alone she might look 31; you can definitely see the age and she had turned the lights low and I could still tell she was aged. Now to the non-discerning eye, the man who thinks every female looks good and does reviews and calls a 4 or 5 an 8 and then says every other female is Miss America then she will of course look like a super model but I think it’s only fair to describe females accurately.

Her breast are large b cup small c cup, nipples were firm and responsive, very suckable. To me these were her best assets.

Her stomach had baby damage and not toned wasn’t flabby but it sure wasn’t that firm nice stomach that makes you smile.

Her ass well let’s say she took off her panties and it sagged literally sagged; I felt so cheated. The pictures look firm and tight but not even close; she hasn’t done one single squat ever in her entire life and the icing on the cake she has hemorrhoids.

With that said; in clothes she probably looks like a 35 year old mom with a few kids that you think man she’s an attractive milf and undressed she looks like a 35 year old milf that you’d pick up at a bar but you wouldn’t give top dollar for her time.

So this is just all around bad.
Recommendation: Definitely No I would not see her again

[ladylover4ever]

Sad, but well written story.

[earlyriserpaul]

Originally Posted by ladylover4ever

Sad, but well written story.

+1

Thanks for sharing. T-shirt for you.

[TailHooked]

I like your honesty. Unfortuneatly there are as many of these girls as there are us. So thanks for the info.

[bigkansas1]

And this is why I stopped using ECCIE WAYYYYYY back when the government was shutting escort sites down. Most of the women that advertise here are skanks and no real intention of providing a "normal" service! Seriously...I can't believe this chick actually had a gun visible in the room! I'd probably die of a heart attach right there on the spot! P411 may have "higher end" ladies on that board, but at least 90% of the time, you absolutely get what you are paying for! So sorry you had this shitty experience Jayhawker.

[Zippo65]

Always enjoy a good Jayhawker review.....kind of like "Days of Our Lives" or some similar melodrama....maybe "As the Jayhawker Turns"??

I'm just disappointed there wasn't a better ending, like running out the back door with your clothes and dressing behind a shack, sort of a 007 escape and evade!!

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by bigkansas1

And this is why I stopped using ECCIE WAYYYYYY back when the government was shutting escort sites down. Most of the women that advertise here are skanks and no real intention of providing a "normal" service!

I don't understand. This is an ECCIE girl? Link is from Escortfish

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by bigkansas1

And this is why I stopped using ECCIE WAYYYYYY back when the government was shutting escort sites down. Most of the women that advertise here are skanks and no real intention of providing a "normal" service! Seriously...I can't believe this chick actually had a gun visible in the room! I'd probably die of a heart attach right there on the spot! P411 may have "higher end" ladies on that board, but at least 90% of the time, you absolutely get what you are paying for! So sorry you had this shitty experience Jayhawker.

Agree with Questor on this one...so 411 is good.
What other site is better?

[Vinny_Mac]

Originally Posted by bigkansas1

And this is why I stopped using ECCIE WAYYYYYY back when the government was shutting escort sites down.

You literally used eccie to write this comment though.

[Lubeman]

Originally Posted by earlyriserpaul

+1

Thanks for sharing. T-shirt for you.

He’s got so many t-shirts there’s no more room in his closet. Lol

[Spectreworld]

Shame.... Taking one for the team is hard.

[Zippo65]

Originally Posted by Lubeman

He’s got so many t-shirts there’s no more room in his closet. Lol

Lube, we need to fix him up with your ATF silver haired granny.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[malibubeach12]

Easy solution..stay away from STG,ESCORT FISH, and all I f those gross websites..

[Lubeman]

Originally Posted by playa76

Lube, we need to fix him up with your ATF silver haired granny.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Are you talking about the beautiful Clarissa Priss?

[malibubeach12]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

Agree with Questor on this one...so 411 is good.
What other site is better?

Only other sites better than p411 are utr perosnal sites run by assittants which you need a password to get into. Dates start min $600