A trip to the dentist...
THE OTHER DAY, A GENTLEMAN WENT TO THE DENTIST'S OFFICE TO HAVE A TOOTH PULLED.
THE DENTIST PULLS OUT A FREEZING NEEDLE TO GIVE HIM A SHOT.
"NO WAY! NO NEEDLES! I HATE NEEDLES", THE MAN SAID.
THE DENTIST STARTS TO HOOK UP THE LAUGHING GAS & THE MAN IMMEDIATELY OBJECTED.
"I CAN'T DO THE GAS THING EITHER: THE THOUGHT OF HAVING THE GAS MASK ON IS SUFFOCATING ME!"
THE DENTIST THEN ASKS THE GENTLEMAN IF HE HAS ANY OBJECTION TO TAKING A PILL.
"NO OBJECTION" THE MAN SAID. "I'M FINE WITH PILLS".
THE DENTIST THEN RETURNS & SAYS, "HERE'S A VIAGRA TABLET".
THE GENTLEMAN, TOTALLY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, SAID IN AMAZEMENT,
"WOW"! I DIDN'T KNOW VIAGRA WORKED AS A PAIN KILLER"!
"IT DOESN'T", SAID THE DENTIST, "BUT IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO WHEN I PULL YOUR TOOTH".
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