Men Are Just Happier People ~~  
What do you expect from  such simple creatures?  
  
 Your last name stays put.  
The garage is all yours.  
Wedding plans take care  of themselves.
  
Chocolate is just another snack.  
You can be President.  
You can never be  pregnant.
  
You  can wear a white T-shirt to a water  park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.  
Car mechanics tell you  the truth.
  
The world is your  urinal.
You never have to drive  to another gas station restroom because this one is just too  icky.
   
You don't have to stop and think of which  way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
Same work, more pay.  
Wrinkles add  character.
   
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.  
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.  
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  One mood  allthe time.
   
Phone conversations are  over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.  
A five-day vacation  requires only one  suitcase.
   
You can open all your own jars.  
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.  
If someone forgets to invite you,  
He or she can still be  your friend. 
   Your  underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes  are more than enough... 
You almost never have  strap problems in public.
   
You are unable to see wrinkles in your  clothes... 
Everything on your face stays its original color.  
The same hairstyle  lasts for years, maybe  decades.
   
You only have to shave your face and neck.  You can  play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair  of shoes ~~ one color for all  seasons.
   
You can wear shorts no matter how your  legs look. 
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.  
You have freedom of  choice concerning growing a  mustache.
   You  can do Christmas shopping for 25  relatives
On December 24 in 25  minutes. 
No wonder men are  happier.     
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