I see that elchapo has arrived

[dearhunter]

and is the new modtarderator.

Will he be a JaD in training or a Skeeter in training......wait, is there a difference?

Show these bitches who's boss around here and ban Wakeup right off the bat.

[GlobeSpotter]

who is skeeter?

[Wakeup]

Ban me? Pfft...I am eternal...

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

and is the new modtarderator.



Show these bitches who's boss around here and ban Wakeup right off the bat.

Dude you rock! He's the pathetic Troll in Chief. Oh ya, plus he's full of shit, imo.

K, you might be joking... (are you?), but I'm serious. He's a serial harasser. He trolled my Vegas thread for like 2 years. That is but one example of many I've heard/seen.

I'm debating writing a thread called "Wakeup the Site Owner." Should I do it? (Btw, I'll save my real dressing down for if he trolls me again on Crazy Vegas Adventures. What everybody knows, but no one has the guts to say; I'll say it.)

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

Dude you rock! He's the pathetic Troll in Chief. Oh ya, plus he's full of shit, imo.

K, you might be joking... (are you?), but I'm serious. He's a serial harasser. He trolled my Vegas thread for like 2 years. That is but one example of many I've heard/seen.

I'm debating writing a thread called "Wakeup the Site Owner." Should I do it? (Btw, I'll save my real dressing down for if he trolls me again on Crazy Vegas Adventures. What everybody knows, but no one has the guts to say; I'll say it.)

I'm feeling embarrassed for you after reading this post. Give me a break. You'll probably be banned again within a month. Don't try to act tough. The only thing you'll be "dressing down" is yourself while wearing high heels.

[Trey]

I just remember you drawing out and overselling the story in that lame thread px.

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I'm feeling embarrassed for you after reading this post. Give me a break. You'll probably be banned again within a month. Don't try to act tough. The only thing you'll be "dressing down" is yourself while wearing high heels.

Nah dude WU is pathetic. Facts are facts.

And who are you, Mr. Big Billy Badass? ha ha. WU never got me banned, not once. My bans were from that perma-banned mod troll ugly ass prick trainwreck Pistolero, and for my handles Kiss My Lilly White Ass and GrkFrk, both of which I created to review awful BP providers/sessions. I had to warn my hobby bros. lol. Sometimes you gotta toftt. But you wouldn't understand that, would you? Cause you sound like a self-absorbed prick, Mr. Big Billy Badass. ha ha.

WU acts like he's all that, and he aint. Sometimes the truth hurts.

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Trey

I just remember you drawing out and overselling the story in that lame thread px.

I aint done Trey. I skipped over the good stuff cause it was so fucking unbelievable. Ever walked into a casino with a 100k cash buy in? Ya, that shit was trippy, like Pulp Fiction trippy. I had to go to 5 Bank of Am's branches just to get my damn bankroll. lol. Each one was like, we only have 15,000 or 10,000 or some pathetic shit like that. I finally had to hit the branch on San Felipe and Sage to get the hookup. They were like, "Are 20s ok?" I was like, "Well, if that's all you got, that's fine." ha ha.

I dropped that shit on the dice table, and the pit boss was like, "You need to take this shit to the cage." I'm like, "damn, don't they teach you how to count money in pit boss school?" smdh. aint rocket science imo.

Btw, if you don't like a thread, don't click. "Just say no," per Nancy Reagan. ha ha.

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

Nah dude WU is pathetic. Facts are facts.

And who are you, Mr. Big Billy Badass? ha ha. WU never got me banned, not once. My bans were from that perma-banned mod troll ugly ass prick trainwreck Pistolero, and for my handles Kiss My Lilly White Ass and GrkFrk, both of which I created to review awful BP providers/sessions. I had to warn my hobby bros. lol. Sometimes you gotta toftt. But you wouldn't understand that, would you? Cause you sound like a self-absorbed prick, Mr. Big Billy Badass. ha ha.

WU acts like he's all that, and he aint. Sometimes the truth hurts.

Mr. Big Billy Badass? Huh? And why are you talking about WU so much? I don't give a fuck about that guy. Obviously you do though. Again, you'll be banned within a month. You're not very bright. And I'm being very polite by putting it that way, genius.

I have to admit that I read your Vegas thread yesterday. It was bumped. I didn't even know what you were referring to. That was without a doubt the dumbest thread I have ever read on this board. You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking that was remotely interesting to anyone but you.

And let's face it, your story is ridiculous. There is no way a person like you has $100K to gamble. Hell, I'd be shocked if you had $1K to gamble. I'm guessing a guy of your intelligence spends all of his money gambling on lottery tickets at one of your local gas stations...stop trying so hard pseudo king of the dice boy. You're not fooling anyone.

I'll let you in on a little secret. For those of us who can actually afford to gamble $100K in a casino, we're sure the fuck not going to brag about it on a whore board.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

My bans were from that perma-banned mod troll ugly ass prick trainwreck Pistolero ...

Pistolero is banned?

[rockerrick]

Did elchapo's post history tunnel the fuck outta here?

[Guest020719]

I miss skeeter

[Slitlikr]

Litterbox thread.

[Guest033019]

Heh

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Mr. Big Billy Badass? Huh? And why are you talking about WU so much? I don't give a fuck about that guy. Obviously you do though. Again, you'll be banned within a month. You're not very bright. And I'm being very polite by putting it that way, genius.

I have to admit that I read your Vegas thread yesterday. It was bumped. I didn't even know what you were referring to. That was without a doubt the dumbest thread I have ever read on this board. You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking that was remotely interesting to anyone but you.

And let's face it, your story is ridiculous. There is no way a person like you has $100K to gamble. Hell, I'd be shocked if you had $1K to gamble. I'm guessing a guy of your intelligence spends all of his money gambling on lottery tickets at one of your local gas stations...stop trying so hard pseudo king of the dice boy. You're not fooling anyone.

I'll let you in on a little secret. For those of us who can actually afford to gamble $100K in a casino, we're sure the fuck not going to brag about it on a whore board.

Well Lucas I certainly appreciate your perspective. You can construct a seemly argument. I bet you suffered through LRW too; hell, I woulda paid someone to write those sorry fucking briefs. I dunno, something tells me... A.i.r.?

But anyway, on medical, you got no chance. Unless you can enlighten me on future therapeutics you foresee on MRSA? Everyone laughs at me on this, but I have looked into the future, and I see...capsaicin. You too can laugh at me on that one if you please...

What did you think of Aquinas' 5 proofs? To be honest, I read his objections, and found myself wholeheartedly agreeing! Here here! ha ha. Then, a second later, I find myself agreeing with Aquinas. What a clusterfuck.

As to gaming, I roll with the flow of the universe. Started with 10k of mostly borrowed money, hooked up with a rocket scientist (really, she was. Worked for Raytheon) and her hubby at the Cortez. One of the best natural shooters I've ever seen. Like ever. Shot like an inside out crosscourt forehand, if you happen to follow tennis at all. Made 8k profit on that trip, mostly Martingaling with max odds on the gal, while my little bro (Naval acad grad n seahawk helo cmdr) was doing civilian doubles n lines in our hotel room. Paid the 10k of mostly borrowed money back to mostly WaMu, now defunct. Took 3300 from the 8k profit and bought a full size regulation table and assembled it in my 2 bed, 2 bath H-town condo, set it up in my damn bedroom. Shit looked fucking hilarious, but it was my skunkworks facility. Strictly black ops. Practiced like a mo fo.

Let's just say, after that, things got interesting. Real fucking interesting.

Honestly, I couldn't give a fuck who "believes" me and who doesn't. Actually, I think everything is funny, no matter what happens. That's why I write, cause I think everything is fucking cosmically funny. My gaming adventure was cosmically funny, from start to finish... Actually, it's still not quite finished, just yet. I have some unfinished business still to attend to, one more chapter still to be written.

Dice is a goddam microcosm for life. Including grasping family members looking for handouts. Hell, you're right, I shoulda just played the damn lottery. (Full disclosure: lottery is a tax on people bad at math. Truer words were never spoken, on a bumper sticker, no less.) But only if you can win anonymously. Otherwise, fuck that. That poor schlep with the press conference? Ya, she's fucked for life. Good God, wtf was she thinking? Then again, wtf was I thinking, that just because my little bro's a dice player and a chill dude, he wouldn't run his mouth about exactly where I stood vis-a-vis the casinos?

As to me getting banned again? Maybe so. I finally read the rules after my 12th ban. Or wait, was it my 13th? Great fucking read. Way better than Ulysses. The Joyce version, not the Homeric one. Homer's? Best damn book ever written, imho. I read the Aeneid, in Latin. Not that eccleastical shit. Hell, Homer almost got me to take up ancient Greek. Too bad we can't have like 5 lifetimes, to follow every damn rabbit hole into some new fucking Wonderland. The hobby and the dice game are but two that I dove into, headlong and without a lifejacket (hmm that sounds kinda wrong re: the hobby.)

Anyway, as you were...