A joke that made me laugh too hard

[Guest020720]

I saw this on Reddit today...

"I fucked a girl for an hour and 34 seconds..."

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"It was daylight savings time."

[Brandee69]

LOL!!!

[dallaswill]

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

[Guest020720]

Nice one!

[VipAhyanaJames]

Originally Posted by dallaswill

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

Lol i need this laugh. Thnkx

[dallaswill]

Glad to help. I am here for the fun part of Eccie. I eschew the drama part.

[Poppa_Viagra]

Originally Posted by tntangie

I saw this on Reddit today...

"I fucked a girl for an hour and 34 seconds..."

...

...


...

"It was daylight savings time."

This bit of humor is

[MoviePrince]

Heard this one in the radio the other day, this couple been dating for a while, the girl tells the guy, baby I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your dick stinks. Guy, replies back well maybe you shouldn't suck it after I pull it out of your ass.

[Guest020720]

Fell off a 50 foot ladder today!

Thank goodness I was only on the first step!