Desperately wanted: One Batsuit (will settle for Robin's)

[Sir Lancehernot]

http://pagesix.com/2017/06/12/batman...ium=SocialFlow

If it provides me with 1% of the assistance it did Adam West ... my mind boggles.

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

http://pagesix.com/2017/06/12/batman...ium=SocialFlow

If it provides me with 1% of the assistance it did Adam West ... my mind boggles.

I don't get it.. Wilt Chamberlain had a long body, Gene Simmons has a long tongue.. Batman (Adam) has the cape.. is that the secret? or is it that Wilt had Jerry West, Gene has Paul, and Batman had Robin constantly at his side?

[Sir Lancehernot]

I don't know about the others, but apparently Batman had enough opportunity to ensure that his wingman was getting his wick wet.

Brings to mind an old joke: What would I do with Batman's eight used condoms from that one night? Roll 'em up in a ball, put a hole in the middle and call it a Goodyear.

[Batman]

I can assure you, Citizen, that it has almost magical powers! But dammit, I still need the Benjamins...