Crazy Things We Hear From People Outside The Hobby Who Havr No Clue

[Sarah Renee]

I have been made fun of because I look like a soccer mom and not a provider when I'm not behind closed doors. I don't walk into a hotel in full make up, dressed to the nines, and ready for a client. I walk in dressed in jeans or shorts, a t-shirt, and tennis shoes...whatever is comfortable to travel in. If you told anyone what I do, they would never believe you.

To show the mind set of some desk clerks...A couple years ago in Wichita, Ks...I explained to the desk clerk that I am I financial analysts and that my company sent me down to go over some records. Unfortunately someone over booked our private offices and so they sent me to them to just get a room to see these clients. I ask if it would be a problem. Of course they said no. I told her thank you. They would be about 2-3 hour appts and once I was done I would be out of their hair. She said no problem. I then laughed and said, I just wanted to make sure you didn't react like the Holiday Inn and throw me out because you thought I was a hooker. She started laughing and said no no don't worry. We don't care what you do, BESIDES IF YOU WERE A HOOKER YOUR APPOINTMENTS WOULD ONLY BE AN HOUR AND NO OFFENSE BUT YOU WOULD DRESS SEXIER.

I don't think I have ever had a harder time keeping a straight face. I still chuckle every time I think of her and how serious she was.

[MrNyceGuy]

Thats what they are trained to look for. I always appreciate my date shiwing up in plain clothes.

[Luxie]

Haha, I love dressing covert in my daily life and when checking into an incall. I will wear my natural mixed girl kinky-curly hair, no makeup, glasses and dress like I did my freshman year of high school. No one even bats an eye. Sometimes its fun to be "invisible" so to speak.

[DocHolyday]

SR, you're doing a great job educating the less informed here on a verity of subjects. SR is an educated lady. Now I know I love her!!

[DallasRain]

yep..I hear ya!
when i check into a hotel,it amuse me....since I am an "old lady," most clerks assume I am retired and possibly a snowbird...I use a difft address on my check in credit card then I do on my drivers license and my other bank account....I usually tell them that I have houses in Texas/New Orleans & Phoenix and I travel between visiting my family & such!

funny story here...not hobby related,so off topic...sorry
I am a member of a nudist club in central Texas...my brother-in-law got a job delivering mail there.he is ag oody two shoes christian....so one christmas he gives all of us a pen he got from the nudist camp and jokinly told us "yall dont know what this place is,but itsa nudist club".....then my family started with the jokes about it and how bad a pace it was..........I played innocent....duhhhh I KNOW ...LOL!!

[Sarah Renee]

Dee, That is too funny...how we keep straight faces is beyond me sometimes.

I want to hear others stories of crazy things you have heard about our profession or the lifestyle that goes with it.

[DallasRain]

I had a sweet repeat friend/client make my grandman a wooden rocking horse when he was 2...the gent signed it with the name Papa Joe......well fastforward 4 years....my grandman still has it and rides it onjce in awhile...he asked me last weekend who Papa Joe was....uhhh i told him that it was a dear friend of mine..lol


tell your stories people plzzzzzz..lol

[Nero Wolfe]

My first escort always wore a business suit and carried a briefcase. For hotels or to my house outcall. No one ever questioned her in that outfit.

[Luxie]

I was sitting around with a bunch of family members and family friends, all very religious mind you, and they were discussing the dangers of porn and how depraved it is. This quickly devolved into a conversation about sex workers and how we are all immoral, dead inside, blah blah blah...

I was caught laughing at the audacity of it all and also rolling my eyes so hard I thought they'd pop out.

OR the time I was on a tinder date and he started telling me dead hooker jokes (he was 100000% not aware of my job).

On a lighter note, during the height of my video vixen years whenever I'd meet someone new and they told me I looked familiar I would wink and tell him he'd figure it out next time he used incognito mode.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Hotel fire alarm, everyone is exiting.
Someone spilled cigarette ash into a elevator lobby couch.
No biggie, but the alarm went off.

New guy at lobby desk asks the supervisor if they should be counting the people going out to make sure everyone is out.
Gal at desk and the super look at each other. Super points at the gal.
Gal says to the newbie staff guy: There's more folks in the hotel than on the register.
Newbie gets confused.
Gal (keeping a straight face) says: There's probably a quarter more folks here, than in the register, cause folks have their dates with them.
Newbie goes: ohhhh.
Then a much older gal and a late 20s guy go by, holding hands (a couple generation age difference).
Newbie turns to ask "the" question....
Gal says to super: You're paying my next bar tab if you want me to explain that.
Her and I ran up a nice bar tab.

A true 20+ yr ago story.
A longer version was posted elsewhere on the board a while ago.

[midvale]

Talk about down dressing. A provider I have seen many times had a reviewer on another site say he had an outcall at a hotel. He heard the knock on the door and looked out the peephole and thought she was one of the housekeepers. He almost didn't open the door. When he did and as soon as the door closed behind her, he had the time of his life.

[DallasRain]

Awesome storied

[dunrexx]

This is the best thread I've seen in a while. It's always fun to get a peak at the business side of the industry.

[Treetop78759]

Sounds like these are made up stories but that is only speculation.

[Sarah Renee]

No this stuff really happens. I've seen and heard a lot in 31 yrs.