Now if I'm being honest, $40 was the given rate. I, on the other hand, got mine for a song and a dance. Am I bragging, not really, when you consider she travels in my circle of friends, and I'm sure someone in the group narc'd on me for rating it in my top 5 lamest BJs ever. 3 girls named Ashley made the list, but nothing can ever beat the #1 worst BJ ever for me. It still haunts me to this day. I was a young buck probably 20 years old, she was anywhere from her late 50s to early 70s, hard to tell when their morbidly obese. She had really sharp grannie teeth that scrapped the shit out of my junk.
My fault because when you spend each day on yahoo chat or aol chat taking the shortest path to get laid... they can't all be winners.
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