in ...praise a smalls

[Plastic Man]

a current thread has signaled the arrival a the ...time the remainin non male ...lesbian jimmies begin the epic struggle ta ...wrestle this beloved board bouts rentin an usin whores back from the brink a disaster

...fer far too ...long ...has this board languished under the tyranny a jimmies whose balls be not only in the vice ...grip a their fat ol wives but also in the vice grip a fat ol ...funnels

...like merica tryin ta shed the yoke of ...oppression broughts about by eight disastrous ...years a the kenyan an his ...armies a social justice ...warrior scum dwellers this funnel board be ready ta ...elect our own god emperor trump ta makes payin ta split hookers in halfs ...great again!

...let us nots go ...quietly inta that good ...night but lets us resist an crush the cuck site ...refugees who seeks ta destroy this manly an ...righteous way a degradin an takin outs sexual ...frustrations good jimmies have enjoyed since ...our foundin

...fellow funnel fuckers resist by wadin inta this sea ...a crap washin over our homes an push backs against this cuckening!

...may jesus bless the jimmies ...may jesus bless this board an may jesus bless an keep yer ...plastic man

[Next Best Thing]

Sure Plastic Man but maybe instead you could give us a proper "State of the Board" post every 2 weeks or so. Look at is as a team-building thing.

You could let us all know the number of posts the members have cranked out, how many new hooks have chimed in, and also give a formal apology bemoaning how difficult it is to bear the burden of banning people for being rude to fat hookers.

[elghund]

Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Sure Plastic Man but maybe instead you could give us a proper "State of the Board" post every 2 weeks or so. Look at is as a team-building thing.

You could let us all know the number of posts the members have cranked out, how many new hooks have chimed in, and also give a formal apology bemoaning how difficult it is to bear the burden of banning people for being rude to fat hookers.

The first sign you've become a male lesbian is giving a fuck about shit like that.......

elg.........

[stiffchicken]

Now be a good time Ta git it out there....... it's high time our ole Plastic Man start a ........ news letter! A penny fer yer thoughts.......

[Plastic Man]

an a penny ta pull ...yer peter

[stiffchicken]

Think a all them funnels ya kin interview. Just be be sure they speak inta yer mike so ya git a proper recordin fer yer articles.....

[Plastic Man]

by mic da ya mean pecker an by ...speak da ya mean grabbin em by the hairs an makin em ...gag on it

...plastic man ...is the master a romance

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by elghund

The first sign you've become a male lesbian is giving a fuck about shit like that.......

elg.........

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[stiffchicken]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

by mic da ya mean pecker an by ...speak da ya mean grabbin em by the hairs an makin em ...gag on it

...plastic man ...is the master a romance

Yip! Er ya kin use the trumpian method n grab em by the pussy. Ya be thinking a writin romance novels?

[bigdickdaddydom]

what in the fuck?

[Next Best Thing]

Joe Rogan is not a good stand up comedian but he's great at doing interviews stoned and doing stream of consciousness raps on things like male lesbianism.

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCN7Rskt_Rw

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[Plastic Man]

fat paulie this thread ...aints good fer ya so why ...nots paddle ...back over ta the beluga tank an clean the crap ...filter

[JONBALLS]

who was the banner?

the one that admits their such an epic fail


that the only way they can cope with some words on a screen

is to pull the plug

[Next Best Thing]

God damn it I knew I fucked up that link.

Anyway it was Joe Rogan giving a crystal-clear explanation of the evolution of a male lesbian. At least for the first couple of minutes or so. The type of thing that even dyed in the wool capons would have no problem would be able to personalize.

Joe is a smart fellow and a great interviewer.