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Originally Posted by kerwil62
Putin to Trump:
Since you'll be president you will be my bitch and don't you forget that! I'm gonna show your entitled rich ass how to run YOUR country since you don't have a clue but think otherwise!
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Yup. Putin has Trump by nutsack. Sad to see our once great country...
#MakeAmericaAwfulAgain.
National Security Crisis. Trump thinks:"How will this make me look in the morning papers? Like a pussy? Fuck it, lets launch some nukes so my performance improves in the beaudoir.
Initiate launch sequence.
What, you do not concur? Fuck it. I alone can properly launch these nukes with these big ol' hands of mine. Aren't you jealous? These hands are the biggest, and the best. There is no problem. Believe you me. No problem with my big hands. The biggest. Oh btw, do you concur, bitch? You better goddam concur or we'll launch the biggest nukes, beautiful nukes, nukes made outta pure Trump Gold, at you first, if you do not concur, bitch. So goddam concur, so I can keep it up in the bedroom with my illegal alien ho-bitch who took a job from an american ho. Make America my bitch again. Oh whoops, I meant, make America my great bitch again. The greatest bitch, that is. Yup, my bad. Make America my greatest bitch again.
Sucks to be you, you bunch of gullible dumbfucks! Ha ha! So long, and thx for all the fish!"
Signed,
Sincerely, (ha ha, ya right)
The Donald (Go fuck yourself while I commit sexual battery on your wife and ram my tongue down her throat) Trump.