how best ...ta pleasure funnels

[Plastic Man]

ya know sometimes jimmies done forget ...the funnels they pays be mostly humans with real ...feelins

...why nots dedicate this thread ta ...talkin bouts how bests ta give these creatures the best ...time possible on yer ...dates?

...it would be ...especially greats ta hears from the ...jimmie mods as they tend ...ta be very ...tight ...with many a these funnels

[bigdickdaddydom]

what works best for me is treatin them like human beings. starbucks works wonders.

[stiffchicken]

Why that depends on who the funnel be. Sums of em like the werk they be doin en sums of em don't. I treats em all with respect no matter what. The ones that er in it fer the long haul and ya gits Ta liken each other well......... they gits special ( more ) benjamins. The ones that ain't into it well.... it's a fielders choice.

[Next Best Thing]

Plastic Man I for one am glad you brought this up and I feel like it's a positive first step.

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by stiffchicken

Why that depends on who the funnel be. Sums of em like the werk they be doin en sums of em don't. I treats em all with respect no matter what. The ones that er in it fer the long haul and ya gits Ta liken each other well......... they gits special ( more ) benjamins. The ones that ain't into it well.... it's a fielders choice.

You give them tips is what you're saying?

[Alex203]

I usually pay for the hour and they push me out around 30 minutes after one pop. Seems to pleasure them.

[Next Best Thing]

Exactly.

Maybe we should save our sympathy for children and defenseless animals.

Those commercials on television with the shivering dogs and the lesbians in the background singing sad, solemn sounding songs.

Try being a decent fucking human being and give them your love.

[stiffchicken]

Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

You give them tips is what you're saying?

the ones that gits tips are mighty pleased. What did the Jimmie leper say Ta the funnel? Keep the tip

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by stiffchicken

the ones that gits tips are mighty pleased. What did the Jimmie leper say Ta the funnel? Keep the tip

Good one.

I never give tips though, I feel the hooks are payed well enough as it is all things taken into account.

Confession: I almost always bargain for a multi-hour discount and get it every single time.

[JONBALLS]

how best ...ta pleasure funnels

[stiffchicken]

Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Good one.

I never give tips though, I feel the hooks are payed well enough as it is all things taken into account.

Confession: I almost always bargain for a multi-hour discount and get it every single time.

I don't blame ya.. yer right about the pay they be gittin, it's plenty......as I look back on all the hooks I ever loved, the service was never better or worse due Ta the tip. I recon I'm just an ole softy. But I sure have pleasured a few by a lickn' en stickn' in the right manner en form.......Ta stick with plastic mans question

[Next Best Thing]

Try bringing candy bars and diet Pepsi from the vending machines at the outcall.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

I couldn't pass up commenting on a pretty pussy(cat).

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

how best ...ta pleasure funnels

OOOhhh sparkly. I love it so!

[jokacz]

Fried chicken?

[Plastic Man]

guys increase ...the love!

...heres an idear ...that might float

...if ya likes fucken em bareback why not rubber ...band an extra ...twenty ta yer pecker before ya done dive ...in