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				 Great Weekend 
 
			
			An                            older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store                            this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger                            gal at his side.   He told the jeweler                            he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.                             The jeweler looked through his stock and brought                            out a $5,000 ring.
 
 The old                            man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more                            special.'
 
 At that                            statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and                            brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at                            only $40,000 the jeweler said.
 The lady's                            eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with                            excitement.  The old man seeing this said, 'We'll                            take it.'
 
 The jeweler                            asked how payment would be made and the old man                            stated, 'By check.  I know you need to make sure                            my check is good,  so I'll write it now and you                            can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll                            pick the ring up Monday                            afternoon.'
 
 On Monday                            morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and                            said, 'There's no money in that                            account.'
 
 'I know,'                            said the old man, 'but let me tell you about my GREAT                            WEEKEND!'
 
 
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