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Randall Creed · 08-18-2016, 11:14 PM

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"

Or is this just me??

Spurman19 · 08-18-2016, 11:53 PM

Nope not you at all!

broes · 08-18-2016, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"

Or is this just me??

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father.

TheEccie214 · 08-19-2016, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by broes

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father.

Randall Creed · 08-19-2016, 12:37 AM

Why is it that the no pussy getters talk the most shit??

I mean, you're on a board full of women, who will GIVE you some pussy (albeit for money, but it still counts), and you STILL can't get laid.

If I were as pathetic as you, I'd kill myself.

broes · 08-19-2016, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Why is it that the no pussy getters talk the most shit??

No pussy getters because I have no reviews. You are so precious.

Edit: Lulz. Quoted your entire post before you added to it. So fucking dumb.

Tony Gambino · 08-19-2016, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by broes

Find a DeLorean, hop in it, and go share your wisdom with your biological father.

Freakin post of the year!!!...................:thu mbsup:

Randall Creed · 08-19-2016, 12:56 AM

At least do as Gaybino did and get a few jack off reviews.

I mean, at least he's trying to get some pussy, but his dick won't cooperate.

With you, your sexual orientation won't cooperate.

Again, board full of women. All he does is argue with people.

Either you're not getting any pussy, or you're ashamed of the pussy you are getting (I think it's the former, actually. That whole orientation thing).

Tony Gambino · 08-19-2016, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

At least do as Gaybino did and get a few jack off reviews.

I mean, at least he's trying to get some pussy, but his dick won't cooperate.

With you, your sexual orientation won't cooperate.

Again, board full of women. All he does is argue with people.

Either you're not getting any pussy, or you're ashamed of the pussy you are getting (I think it's the former, actually. That whole orientation thing).

Urkel....he just pwoned your ass........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.... .............

broes · 08-19-2016, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

At least do as Gaybino did and get a few jack off reviews.

I mean, at least he's trying to get some pussy, but his dick won't cooperate.

With you, your sexual orientation won't cooperate.

Again, board full of women. All he does is argue with people.

Either you're not getting any pussy, or you're ashamed of the pussy you are getting (I think it's the former, actually. That whole orientation thing).

Gaybino? Holy shit that was clever. I bet normal sized buses gave you incredible anxiety when you were a kid.

You equating review count to the ability to get laid on a board where literally anyone can get laid for the right coin is both hysterical and embarrassing. I mean, its harder for you to get laid because of some girls NBA policy and we get that because its all that you ever fucking talk about. The unfortunate thing for you is that you think that in your case the B stands for black when it honestly stands for babies.

And to stay on topic, your biological should have just jerked it. Probably to something foul.

Randall Creed · 08-19-2016, 02:23 AM

Dude, when was the last time YOU actually got some pussy?!?

Shit, dude. You NEVER talk about getting pussy, on a board DESIGNED to talk about getting pussy (exchange of information). But you, you're not here for that. You are here because there are many guys here.

Seriously. Why are you on this board? Me? I love the ladies on this board and for what they do. This shit isn't easy to do, but many of them make it look easy.

I like to shoot the shit with people about an array of topics, some agreeable, some disagreeable.

I definitely like having my share of fun with a few of the ladies, 30 minutes or an hour at a time. Almost all of those encounters go quite well.

WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!

Randall Creed · 08-19-2016, 02:26 AM

And let me commend you again for your avatar selection.

It fits you so well. C list actor who's only good at being either an asshole, back stabbing loser, or an underachieving douchebag.

broes · 08-19-2016, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Dude, when was the last time YOU actually got some pussy?!?

Shit, dude. You NEVER talk about getting pussy, on a board DESIGNED to talk about getting pussy (exchange of information). But you, you're not here for that. You are here because there are many guys here.

Seriously. Why are you on this board? Me? I love the ladies on this board and for what they do. This shit isn't easy to do, but many of them make it look easy.

I like to shoot the shit with people about an array of topics, some agreeable, some disagreeable.

I definitely like having my share of fun with a few of the ladies, 30 minutes or an hour at a time. Almost all of those encounters go quite well.

WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

And let me commend you again for your avatar selection.

It fits you so well. C list actor who's only good at being either an asshole, back stabbing loser, or an underachieving douchebag.

That took you a very long time to come up with. Lol.

mrredcat43 · 08-19-2016, 03:59 AM

I did tonight. The only problem was that I saw a newbie, went home and could smell her juices on my junk, then me and Rosie had a date after dropping coin.

Guest110416 · 08-19-2016, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

You guys ever try to get any, yet you can't get anything to work out (providers be tripping sometimes). So you just decide to give up the chase, surf some porn and rub one out. And then afterwards, you think, "The money I saved by not getting any FEELS SO GOOD right now!!"

Or is this just me??

It is just you. Those ladies with NBA policies have YOU tripping since those are the ones you really seem to want (how has the bitching daily about it for the many years you have been on this hooker board made those ladies change that policy?). So you stroke one out to their pics or reviews of others who can get what you cannot.

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Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Why is it that the no pussy getters talk the most shit??

I mean, you're on a board full of women, who will GIVE you some pussy (albeit for money, but it still counts), and you STILL can't get laid.

If I were as pathetic as you, I'd kill myself.

TheEccie214 and broes may or may not be seeing and paying providers, but one thing is for sure about them, they are trolls in every since of the word and do not review or share their experiences on an info exchange board because the only info they share is to insult others. Besides, if they did reviews, then others might turn the tables on them (call their reviews fake, contact the providers to fuck with them, ect.).