Projecting the hobby onto the real world

[Permission2Look]

And by that I mean I've noticed that there are days when I'm out and about and I'll see or hear something which I then equate in to the hobby.

Example :
The guy in front of me checking out at HEB flirts with the cashier. In my head I'm going "What's this guy's handle."

You see a hot girl in the mall. "I wonder if she's GFE." "I bets she's CBJ."

Hot drive-thru girl. "How much you make here a week?" "Really? You know you could make that an hour."
I honestly feel dirty when this particular one pops in my head.

Hear a lady call a guy daddy. "What's up, pimp."


Anyone else have these daydreams?

[enderwiggin]

No. Step away from the hookers.

[Victoria of Houston]

Once you've been involved in this crazy circus long enough, it's hard for it to not permeate more areas of your life.

Especially as the provider, when I basically wake up and go to sleep to this.

So, to answer you simply, yes.

[Permission2Look]

Somedays at work when my boss is being an even more uptight cross your T's dot your i's price I wanna offer to buy him a hooked just so he'll leave me alone.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Permission2Look

Somedays at work when my boss is being an even more uptight cross your T's dot your i's price I wanna offer to buy him a hooker just so he'll leave me alone.

Which brings up one of my favorites; have you wondered how many people you know in the rw who also hobby, but you both have no idea that each other do? Probably more than you think....

[peabody]

I always snicker when I see the ATM sign.

[Brooke Wilde]

I do. It happens quite frequently.

[ajlybj]

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!! Hobbying like any pleasure needs a limit otherwise you end up a sex-a-holic!

[Fancyinheels]

When am I reminded of the hobby? Every time I look at the calendar:

January, the month that starts the New Year of head.

February, when Cupid aims, shoots, and scores.

March, when I'm polishing a shillelagh or kissing shamrocks.

April, when frisky fools spend their tax refunds fancifully.

May, as I'm dancing 'round a pole.

June, as I remove my gown and graduate someone from an amorously advanced adult education course.

July, when I light fireworks for big bangs and hold spurting bottle rockets.

August, when the meteors, and my visitors, streak.

September, as my amusement park rides are booked for Labor Day.

October, when I'm a wicked wench riding a broomstick and someone is howling like a banshee.

November, when my breasts are basted and I gobble drumsticks.

December, when sliding down Santa's chimney, roasting nuts, licking candy canes, and stocking stuffing aren't just for the kiddies.

And then there's all of the birthdays yearlong, when candles are invariably blown!

[DallasRain]

LOL FANCY--I luv it!!

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Hot drive-thru girl. "How much you make here a week?" "Really? You know you could make that an hour."
I honestly feel dirty when this particular one pops in my head.

Yep,I was at the mall in Austin yesterday and the sales chick at the botique was so fucking hot & dressed so sexy that I smiled to myself and though "she would make a killing as an escort"!!!

[cr76]

I had similar experiences after playing GTA for longer periods of time.

Sometimes if I crashing a strip club or last week at TEXXXAS, I wonder if these guys are here , or will I notice a provider on here in RW if we passed in the galleria.

At comicpalooza - I passed the ren fest table and wondered if fancy had been there

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by ajlybj

...otherwise you end up a sex-a-holic!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[worldbfree]

I like to laugh when I see CBJ or GFE or something like that on a license plate, a bit juvenile I know. I want a plate with DAT Y69.

[citizen44]

I must admit I do this also and will probably burn in hell for it.

The current priest at my parish is a bit of a snooze and does a horrible job tying his sermon into everyones day to day life. Combine this with the fact evryones daughters have been home from college for the summer.

I've spent the last three months of Sundays thinking
"She's hot, I'd pay 300 for a piece of that"
"That's a dirty little whore right there, she's definitely comfortable with NQNS and COF"
"That little hottie would fit perfectly in Maddi's stable"
"Spinner spinner"
"Whoa, ISO material right there"

[pyramider]

I giggle when I hear fucktards say taint in restaurants. I am still waiting to hear BBCR in public ...