An Open Message To My Former Lurker Brethren

[Dexter Lumberjack]

Dear Lurker Brothers,

I'm sorry to have left you so suddenly. All that time we spent hunched over in the shadows together, creeping from this thread to that while slowly stroking our cocks. Gathering precious intel brought back by the brave ones, while selfishly hoarding our own personal experiences.

It all got me thinking one day...what the rest of the story really is. Then I realized if this was Saving Private Ryan, we'd all be that Upham guy.

I sure am gonna miss not talking to you guys. I'll be over here hanging out with with the Menfolk.

Good luck & happy hunting!



Dex

[cowboyup1960]

WTHITA? (What The Hell Is That About?)

[Headkeeper]

I am guessing he finally got laid or a serial killer. Not sure which.

[MuffinMan]

Does not belong in Welcome. Moving to Co-Ed.

[Myusica]

What the literal fuck?

[mrredcat43]

Somebody wrote their first review.......

[kiki2012]

Originally Posted by Myusica

What the literal fuck?

Hey that's my saying lol. Or what in the actual fuck! I do curse a lot a lot .lol

[drinkindreamin]

That's some good shit....whatever he's found. It's obviously left him dazed and confused.

[Dexter Lumberjack]

Wow. And I wasn't even trying to make everyone roll for an Intelligence check LOL.

Good Job mrcatred43! You rolled a 20!