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Old 08-21-2015, 10:25 AM   #1
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Default Hey! Does anyone have a single action hand pump yogurt howitzer they can loan me for an hour???
Asking for a friend. (points to Notorious V.A.G.)
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:36 AM   #2
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haha! I'd loan ya mine, but it can be a bit tricky to use.
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:49 AM   #3
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sorry, mine's double action
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:02 AM   #4
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How 'bout a sway backed blue veined double barrel throbber.

Anyone?
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:04 AM   #5
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was cleaning mine this morning and it went off
at my age it takes me almost 24 hrs to reload it
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:19 AM   #6
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was cleaning mine this morning and it went off
at my age it takes me almost 24 hrs to reload it

This is awesome!!!
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LOL!
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I'd loan you mine but I'm saving my ammo for a weekend safari.
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Aww shucks!!!
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I would but mine is registered to me only as a friendly assault weapon. There are strict penalties if it's caught discharging in the wrong hands.

This happened to a mandle friend of mine who.loaned his out. She was shooting it off with no regard for anyone's safety. Several had their vision affected by errant explosions. An aquaitance of mine had his chihuahua killed by one such blast. (Pathetically delicate little creatures).
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Aww shucks!!!
MV, you are a hoot!
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https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
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dual turbo powered chrome steel cybernetic lube injector available for rent. 240/hr, 160/hhr, 80/15min. screening required before renting.
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^ he upcharges for the vibration option.
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Ah gots a semiauto chok'lit fudge shotgun yew kin use. But watch out. It's got a hair trigger.
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