Warning to Negative Reviewers

[Perryay]

I see the hygiene card has been played again! If you are going to post a negative review or a warning of a provider, it's imperative to get independent verified proof that you are clean and smell good. Otherwise we will be subject to ads that will cut you to the bone. And God forbid if you expect to get what you pay for. What say you Plastic Man?

[Plastic Man]

plastic man says ...let us love and hug each ...other with ...positivity!

[generalbob]

Originally Posted by Perryay

I see the hygiene card has been played again! If you are going to post a negative review or a warning of a provider, it's imperative to get independent verified proof that you are clean and smell good. Otherwise we will be subject to ads that will cut you to the bone. And God forbid if you expect to get what you pay for. What say you Plastic Man?

Even if hygiene was an issue it doesn't give you the right to make up some lame excuse about the cops coming and you taking off with the cash. Two bad reviews back to back...they both had smelly balls?!?

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by generalbob

...they both had smelly balls?!?

care ta give plastic man a ...sniff?

...cause plastic man be ...bery ...clean

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by generalbob

Even if hygiene was an issue it doesn't give you the right to make up some lame excuse about the cops coming and you taking off with the cash. Two bad reviews back to back...they both had smelly balls?!?

The preferred phrase is "Schweddy Balls"

[Guest030516]

I know they have fluffers on porn sets, but now we need sack sniffers for our dates?

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by blthzr666

I know they have fluffers on porn sets, but now we need sack sniffers for our dates?

yer not ...volunteerin?

[Guest030516]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

yer not ...volunteerin?

If I was double jointed, I might check myself. But sack sniffin....not be....blthzr's....cup of teabag

[Guest031416-1]

Well as being one of the 2 no reviews she has recently gotten, I first of all can assure you it was not sweddy balls that was the issue here. If anyone wants to know I will NOT get into a public spat with her or anyone over this, you can PM me, and if you read the ROS you will see the No was NOT for the service.

As Bj would say....
On we go

[trojantide]

There are and have been many providers with literally hundreds of all YES! reviews. Are we to believe none of those reviewers had schweddy balls? Of course not. Somehow those lady's are able to provide service while making the client feel fantastic about the appointment.
Why give the benefit of the doubt when it's a buyers market with plenty of solid options?

[Bluee]

I call the sweaty balls excuse, bull. ROS for both reviews indicate otherwise.

[JennerJammer]

Originally Posted by trojantide

There are and have been many providers with literally hundreds of all YES! reviews. Are we to believe none of those reviewers had schweddy balls? Of course not. Somehow those lady's are able to provide service while making the client feel fantastic about the appointment.
Why give the benefit of the doubt when it's a buyers market with plenty of solid options?

To paraphrase: fuck that ho bullshit. Righteous post brother.

[keeponrisin]

she's also saying when you get a discount her services reflect it

[offshoredrilling]

That's freaky
I always thought ball cleaning was part of the service
guess I am a spoiled brat

[TheBisexualPhilogynist]

Originally Posted by keeponrisin

she's also saying when you get a discount her services reflect it

It's hardly a discount... EVER. There's always some underlying need or sob story...