A gentelmens treasury of bedtime verses.... so much for moral integrity!

[LovingKayla]

Mother, will my stones drop
Ere I turn twenty-nine?
I tire of this empty sack
Against my hairless thigh.

And when will I awaken
To find my mattress wet?
It happened to the other boys,
But I've not known it yet.

And will my wanker bolden,
And shed its pinkish skin?
And will it grow a hairy nest
To spend its evenings in?

And, Mother, what's a clitoris,
and is it hard to find?
My cousin said she'd show me hers
If I would show her mine.

~Authur Greenleaf Holmes


So much for moral integrity!

[LovingKayla]

gentleman's opps

[verygood69]

I will shoe you mine if your show me yours first.
Damn I want June 2nd to hurry up!