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04-01-2015, 07:52 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 54212
Join Date: Nov 11, 2010
Location: London
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Just so you know...
I'm having drinks, and dinner, with my dearest husband Wakeup. Two days ago on 30th of March we celebrated our 4 year anniversary. I have the best husband in the world, when I arrived in Houston he had my favourite champagne waiting on me, as well as a refrigerator stocked with some of my favourite bits...And of course we have rein-acted the infamous hand photo...
P.S.- To all you whores who love them some Wakeup, we have a pot that is not only large enough to boil bunnies, but also your heads, so stay the fuck away, cunts.
Kindest Regards,
Val xxxx
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04-01-2015, 08:08 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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...and after four years of marriage...she STILL cooks topless. Which is all you horny bastards care about anyway...
P.S.-Quote of the night from my wife: "Babe, how do you spell 'refrigerator'? I'm too drunk."
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04-01-2015, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 26, 2009
Location: HTown
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Yawn.
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04-01-2015, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 16, 2010
Location: Goatland
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Small hands
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04-01-2015, 08:28 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 28, 2014
Location: Whiskey Flats
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So-
What are your Houston rates?
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04-01-2015, 08:33 PM
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So-
What are your Houston rates?
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I'm fully booked this trip, maybe next time...
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04-01-2015, 08:38 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Aug 4, 2012
Location: Houston
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Nothing to see here folks. Only an attention starving whore and a hooktard. Move along folks...move along
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04-01-2015, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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ThreAD........
WU, you are a mighty light skinned negro...
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04-01-2015, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
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Small hands
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But she has hands like Johnny Bench
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04-01-2015, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 18, 2009
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I'm fully booked this trip, maybe next time...
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So a quick trip to Frisco is out of the question? its ok, you'd probably end up being the clsingy kind.....
and its refrigoratour.......lol
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04-02-2015, 02:33 AM
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User ID: 7292
Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
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It's really odd that there's nothing else in the fridge, does he not eat at home without you?
Also, what's in the container with the rubber band?
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04-02-2015, 03:05 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Only things in my fridge are ice cubes. MyFitFoods or eating out. Oven and stove never get turned on.
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04-02-2015, 04:23 AM
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Join Date: Mar 25, 2011
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Only things in my fridge are ice cubes. MyFitFoods or eating out. Oven and stove never get turned on.
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Really? Because you can't cook or won't?
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P.S.- To all you whores who love them some Wakeup, we have a pot that is not only large enough to boil bunnies, but also your heads, so stay the fuck away, cunts.
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That's pretty funny.
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04-02-2015, 08:01 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
Posts: 16,093
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Oh, You can bet after last time I'm staying away.
Fuck it, I'm leaving town.
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04-02-2015, 08:48 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Really? Because you can't cook or won't?
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Definitely won't. I cooked all the time before I joined the Army. Having all my meals cooked for me, or ready in a bag, spoiled me on simplicity. Now I choose not to cook at all.
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