Leave ToyZ the fuck alone! The man is tired, not from being deprived of the his ECCIE fix, nor from all the sympathy pussy he has been getting OTC either.
I have it from an ECCIE source that he has been writing a screenplay with Vince Gilligan about his experiences in the hobby in Austin here on the board. They have not named it yet but I heard he got a high 6 figures advance, Movie rights and gets to be one of the producers of the show.
He will be making his acting debut on the Valentines Day "Better Call Saul" episode.
Yes he will be playing the part of a compulsive John that has a string of bad luck being NCNS'ed by hoogars (as he calls them).
When when he gets on one of the batshit crazy hoogar's bad side the prostitute announces she is pregnant and announces him as the father but only knows his on-line handle. Just when all the BatShit crazy is going on she outs him to the 5-O for the Valentines Day massacre and he is arrested.
He goes to Saul after seeing his ads on TV and on hoogar/escort sites. That is when the fun begins.
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He may be appearing in several episodes as the mother of the unborn child will not allow a paternity test until the baby is born. I can see where this is going, can't you? Here is a picture that was leaked of the newborn. See the fat belly' the big nose? If it had a goatee and a red tee shirt (a few sizes to small) it would look like... wait for it.... here it comes.....
all of them.
Now back to his new writing and the new Sony entertainment Tv series that is yet to be named.
The screenplay info is so hush hush that Sony executives don't even know about it and they have already ordered a second season. My North Korean sources tell me this: Screenplay is a wield take off of the movie "A new kind of love" starring Paul Newman where Paul Newman mistakes Joanne Woodward, a fashion design pirate, as a HDH. He and his 3 friends work relentlessly to get her to dismiss her GPS and join their OPEC harem. With a new story every week about what happens on their Austin,TX hooker board the drama and comedy melt together causing mayhem. (yes the guy from Allstate will make a cameo appearance) Once someone gets ButtHurt enough to throw people under the bus, the sleeping "MODS" step in. The show starts each week with the 4 main characters posting reviews of their weekend escapades.
Most of the stars posts pictures of their younger conquests,
One guy shares his stories of his sex triangles between providers, his SO, and his Sugar baby. The others kiss his...uh, ring that's it, his ring. and call him "Dad"
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The stories from yet another of the stars contains fun games, polls. funny comments about stupid subjects and reviews. He is constantly self promoting himself and his fictitious products he invents. His last one was a self approved "Am I gay" at home homophobic and heterosexual evaluation test that asks the question: GOT WOOD?
The Fat Fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace He somehow stumbled across a job as a tester/ taster for the famous BatShit Crazy Products Co. Inc in their Bat guana douche, enema. and personal lube division.
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I have high expectations for his new show and an already sucking up for one of the 40 supporting rolls but I don't stand a chance when the EFFEN BatShit Crazy hookers get wind of this opportunity.
Cameo appearances will include: Yes Saul will be playing the part of Shyster Lawyer, I hear Sony couldn't come up with the retainer fee.
Toyz.......... Toyz........... Toyz.......... 3 times right? Into a mirror?
