Miss V. Left me speechless

[playingnthedark]

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1222017

LMAO

[Toyz]

Ergo, my ode to Ms V per Jack Nicholson.

[David.Douchehurst]

Ah cain't buh-leeve mah eyes! Thet l'il hussy dun outed mah real world pitcher!

If'n Ah catch up ta 'er, Ah ain't e'en gonna sic mah buddy, Greg "Rollin' Thunder" Abbott on 'er. Thet's toooo good fer 'er.

Ah'm a-gonna stick it inner butthole and' go ta town on thet dirty starfish, an' Ah ain't gonna use no lubrimacashun. Not e'en a l'il bit. We'll see who's a-gonna have tha last laff, missy.

'Member, Red. Ah iz hung like a dang tuna can. When Ah git thru wif ya, yew'll be able ta put a whole Hick'ry Farms summer snausage up yer poophole an' not e'en touch tha sides, sugartits. Ree-flect on thet afore tha nex' time yew go an' mess wif Tha DOUCHE!

[Centaur]

Hey, at least Wormser can dance...

http://www.dump.com/talentshow/

My takeaway is that we're all outta luck if we're not Bob..er, the Keymaster...



We must prepare...repeatedly...for the coming of Gozer...



I think it's only right we see Miss V's sex face...

[Still Looking]

FTFY

Miss V's List of Ugly Sex Faces-Austin's Worst Perpetrators***
SL:


David Douchehurst:


Bonn11:


RockerRick:



Bob McV:


PiD:



Centaur:


TS SL:

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Toyz:

[Miss Valentina]

What can I say? You naughty boys had it coming. But please know I only hurt the ones I love.

...In retribution, you're all welcome to come slap my gloved hand. Or other fleshier bodyparts with instruments made for the purpose.

And preferably all once. I'm trying to provoke the fulfillment of my "Spanking Train" fetish.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

What can I say? You naughty boys had it coming. But please know I only hurt the ones I love.

...In retribution, you're all welcome to come slap my gloved hand. Or other fleshier bodyparts with instruments made for the purpose.

And preferably all once. I'm trying to provoke the fulfillment of my "Spanking Train" fetish.

Hurt? Nah, not me...

Damned in call doors...sometimes the locks get stuck.

http://http://www.bing.com/videos/se...BE54E284400631

[David.Douchehurst]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

...In retribution, you're all welcome to come slap my gloved hand. Or other fleshier bodyparts with instruments made for the purpose.

Ah'll spank yer taint wif mah nutsack whilst Ah'm a-reamin' out yer corn hole wif mah tuna can! Yew dun been warned! Ah am not ta be trifled wif. Lessin' itza strawberry trifle. Ah dew luv mah deee-sserts.

[chelseabean]

Too good, V. I cannot stop laughing, more like a guffaw, really. That Bonn picture...that Bonn picture.

[squiretuck]

Ms Vs ad was absolutely the best I've ever seen! I can't stop laughing! Keep up the awesome work, Ms. V. !!!!

Ultimate respect,
Squiretuck

[rockerrick]

If I didn't dig Motörhead so much I'd be offended. lol

[Miss Valentina]

I knew I could fuck with a dude who had Wendy O as his avatar.

[Whispers]

hmmmm.... I am not sure how I feel about a search of "whispers" turning up a result in the advertising forum......


Santa thinks Miss Valentine has been very naughty......

[Guest121715]

I have a feeling Miss V is always naughty.

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by BluejacketPO2

I have a feeling Miss V is always naughty.

Not always.... but I am glad that she didn't single me out, as I have a reputation to maintain!

z