Dont ever take your Rolex off.. as we already know....

[RALPHEY BOY]

A Las Vegas woman was placed behind bars, charged with grand larceny and possession of stolen property after police recovered a watch valued at $35,000 from her vagina, according to an arrest report.


Las Vegas Metro police said they were called to the Wynn Hotel and Casino on Jan. 15 to assist in a theft investigation.
The victim, Kenneth Herold, 66, told police he had earlier met Christine LaFave, 25, at a bar on the casino floor of the Wynn. According to LaFave's arrest report, she told Herold she performed "private massages" which would cost him $300.
Herold paid LaFave and the two left for his room.
Herold, in the arrest report, said that about 30 minutes into the massage, LaFave instructed him to remove his watch, described as a yellow Rolex Presidential watch, so she could massage his arm. He placed the watch next to the massage table. About five minutes later, Herold said he noticed the watch missing. LaFave denied having taken it.
Metro police said LaFave became combative with hotel security when they investigated, and she was placed in handcuffs. According to the report, LaFave told Metro police that Herold became upset when she refused to perform a sex act on him without a condom.
According to the report, LaFave later admitted she had the watch, which she had placed inside her vagina.
LaFave was taken to University Medical Center where medical staff performed an X-ray on her and removed the watch.

http://www.fox8live.com/story/251346...Hfy91.facebook

[cinnamonshark]

And I've seen it posted on here sooooo many times....

NEVER take anything valuable in with you to a BCD.

With me, it's only my phone, and even that can be risky, the donation, and my stash of "backup supplies." No watch, wallet, NADA.

[SeaSalt]

PPS - Presidential Pussy Syndrome

[Swordmaster69]

Always have to watch your watch; even in Austin

[RALPHEY BOY]

I do not know about the rest of yall but I always find my Massage Therapists at a Casino Bar.... yeah right

[TemptationTammie]

Don't some ladies realize that we can make more working for the money than stealing?
Yes, there are some of us that have still have integrity even though we are in this business.

[manofaction98]

I wonder if that increased or decreased the value of the watch.

[VLombardi]

There is a great fisting joke here somewhere. I'll let you each make up your own.

[Listener]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

And I've seen it posted on here sooooo many times....

NEVER take anything valuable in with you to a BCD.

They went back to his hotel room. This wasn't an incall. Couldn't exactly leave it at the bar.

[Mia Christine]

Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

Don't some ladies realize that we can make more working for the money than stealing?
Yes, there are some of us that have still have integrity even though we are in this business.

+1
Awhhh ICK! That's just disgusting on so many levels!

[Zhivago52]

The ONLY things I take to an incall are the white envelope, a comb, and my hobby phone.

If outcall, anything valuable is in my car trunk.

Once that's taken care of, my mind us free to treat my ladies right.

[Miss Valentina]

I'm familiar with the Presidential Rolex. It's one hell of a snatch that can accommodate that piece of metal. Thing weighs like 12 pounds haha!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

A Las Vegas woman was placed behind bars, charged with grand larceny and possession of stolen property after police recovered a watch valued at $35,000 from her vagina, according to an arrest report.


Las Vegas Metro police said they were called to the Wynn Hotel and Casino on Jan. 15 to assist in a theft investigation.
The victim, Kenneth Herold, 66, told police he had earlier met Christine LaFave, 25, at a bar on the casino floor of the Wynn. According to LaFave's arrest report, she told Herold she performed "private massages" which would cost him $300.
Herold paid LaFave and the two left for his room.
Herold, in the arrest report, said that about 30 minutes into the massage, LaFave instructed him to remove his watch, described as a yellow Rolex Presidential watch, so she could massage his arm. He placed the watch next to the massage table. About five minutes later, Herold said he noticed the watch missing. LaFave denied having taken it.
Metro police said LaFave became combative with hotel security when they investigated, and she was placed in handcuffs. According to the report, LaFave told Metro police that Herold became upset when she refused to perform a sex act on him without a condom.
According to the report, LaFave later admitted she had the watch, which she had placed inside her vagina.
LaFave was taken to University Medical Center where medical staff performed an X-ray on her and removed the watch.

http://www.fox8live.com/story/251346...Hfy91.facebook

TNN Update:



Our crack ToYz Newz Netwerk reporters have dug much deeper into this story & have uncovered a lot more under the foreskin. Las Vegas is notorious for this type of theft & therefore LE has designed special teams for finding and recovering valuables from what they call The Wookey Hole. As the special tactical team was formed in the 1970's during the Star Wars phenomenon, the girls were au natural in those days. And the first teams that went spelunking for treasure often had to fight through mounds of hair resembling the also popular hairstyle of the day, the Afro. Wookey (although a misspelling) referred to the giant furry creature "Chewbacca" Han Solos erstwhile partner in the popular movie series.

An LE rookie who completed a successful Wookey Hole execution was awarded the coveted Wookie Hole patch to proudly display on his hazmat suit. He was no longer a "Wookey Rookie" & was honored as such.



Ms LaFave, the alleged perp in the theft, is well known to the local Wookey Hole teams under various names "Missy Bottomless Snatch", "Mariana Trench", & the most popular "MonsterGash". She has been arrested in the past for stealing wallets, liquor, stereos & a BMW Z8...hiding all of them in her vagina until arrested.

TNN has also uncovered the fence that Ms LaFave was using to convert her stolen goods into liquid cash. Tommy "Two Fingers" Tetrazzini was arrested when Wookey Hole police dogs found a small "safe room" in the back of Tommys pawn shop. Officer Ivan Yakinov said the dogs picked up the fishy scent from the back of the shop, and lead officers to the stash.




Officer Yakinov said this was one of the cleaner busts in Ms F's carrer..."there have been times we had to call in the Hazmat guys to do a deep dive on her. We've usually come out unscathed, but once we had a guy lose a finger that was not covered...it literally melted right off of this hand...nasty, nasty girl".




Remember to stay tuned for the next TNN update as they happen...

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

Don't some ladies realize that we can make more working for the money than stealing?
Yes, there are some of us that have still have integrity even though we are in this business.

I doubt it has anything to do with being a lady or being in this business. Some people simply lack the self-discipline to invest time in attaining what they desire:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanfor...low_experiment

Add to that a lack of prudence. The woman in the article may not have believed the man would involve security or the police, but once in for a penny, most people will go in for a pound instead of cutting their losses. That's why casinos are profitable.

[Listener]

Originally Posted by Centaur

I doubt it has anything to do with being a lady or being in this business. Some people simply lack the self-discipline to invest time in attaining what they desire:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanfor...low_experiment

Add to that a lack of prudence. The woman in the article may not have believed the man would involve security or the police, but once in for a penny, most people will go in for a pound instead of cutting their losses. That's why casinos are profitable.

And some people are just dumber than bricks. What level of intellect thinks it can pull off stealing a $35,000 Rolex when there's only two of you in the room?