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Old 09-24-2010, 10:31 AM   #1
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Default A blonde joke the ladies may like

A blonde had a flat tire yesterday, so she got out of the car and opened the trunk and took out a cardboard sign with men on it, unfolded it and stood it at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

Cars start slowing down looking at the lifelike men, which made it safer for her to work at the side of the road.

Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind her.

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' she said calmly.

'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'


She couldn't believe that he didn't know, so she told him "Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers."




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Old 09-24-2010, 03:41 PM   #2
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