WOW WHAT A WEAK!

[SweetAterPie]

Monday,
I awake horny! So I schedule a get together with an ATF seeking only a stripper slide and a blowjob when I arrive I find the silly bitch had the nerve to express herself with a tattoo upon her chest stating I love you and am now anal only, appalled I do a Usaine.
Tuesday,
I awake horny and still traumatized I make my way to Pandora’s where I subsequently provide each dancer with the orgasm of their lives. I exit inebriated and am approached by law enforcement upon presentation of my secret agent decoder ring I am let free to the masses.
Wednesday, I wake up horny and with a burning sensation, visit to the doctor confirms I am dying.
Thursday, I wake up horny and now the most horrific event yet someone cancelled on me.

[~Ze~]

OK... I had to post this from my phone because YOU fucking owe me a new laptop. Reading this thread while sipping on lemonade was NOT a good idea.

Seriously..... New Egg Gift card... pronto. !!!

[Guest100513-2]

hopefully your friday was better

[Guest0220]

Bigdog, is that you? Sik'em Logan..

[Kayleehotchick]

LMAO! Well, lets hope this week is a better one for you.

[Guest020720]

But on Thursday - did you get notification? It makes a difference you know. Heh heh.

Tell us about the rest of your weak.

I sure do wish it was more interesting around here. This is all we've got to work with...

[SweetAterPie]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

hopefully your friday was better

Not so much,
for future reference Tom Clubs may not be the best resource when seeking referrals!

[cookie man]

Maybe some Yoga would help you relax. Love the "Usaine".

[exoticdanceweardealer]

Okay that was one of the funniest posts I have ever seen! I especially loved Wednesday... then you are back at it Thurs.. lol