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Bigh1955 · 06-20-2012, 04:24 PM

Q - What are the small bumps around the outer portion of a woman's nipple called?

no1hcm · 06-20-2012, 06:00 PM

Braille for suck here!!

guest101013-2 · 06-23-2012, 07:34 PM

For the guys who like to go down.......

What does an 80 year old womans pussy taste like?

Depends !

saxcat81 · 06-24-2012, 07:10 AM

Do Depends come in different flavors?

snowbeard · 06-24-2012, 07:44 AM

A mailman is retiring. As he makes his last rounds, one of the ladies on his route invites him in. Once in, she takes his hand and leads him to the upstairs bedroom where they have passionate sex. She tells him to shower and then come downstairs where she will have breakfast ready for him. After cleaning up, he joins her in the kitchen for a lovely breakfast, after which she hands him a dollar bill.

"What's this all about?" he asks.

"Well," she explains, "I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what he thought we should do for you. His response was, 'Fuck the mailman - give him a dollar.'
The breakfast was my idea."

Bigh1955 · 06-24-2012, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nashluv69

For the guys who like to go down.......

What does an 80 year old womans pussy taste like?

Depends !

Nash, I rather earn my redwings and brown wings againX3, than discover if this riddle is true...or not.

ROTFLMAO