Laughter is the KEY!
A man and a woman started to have sex
in the middle of a dark forest. After about
15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating
grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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Girls, it's called a blowjob because its your job. Don't be irresponsible, show up to work.
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LOL.. Have a Great Week!
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