Fri, 9/27, 6:30 PM CDT
Virginia Tech
Hokies
2-2
(7) Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
4-0
Odds: MIA-19.5
O/U54.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Miami Convicts
don't get Hokie'd at home Convicts!!
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
(20) Oklahoma State
Cowboys
3-1
(23) Kansas State
Wildcats
3-1
Odds: KSU-4.5
O/U55.5
TV: ESPN
Winner: K State
both teams lost last week. which one wins this week?
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
Minnesota
Golden Gophers
2-2
(12) Michigan
Wolverines
3-1
Odds: MICH-9.5
O/U35.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Michigan
Michigan's offense sucks. but the gophertards are worse. UM wins in the Big House
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
Kentucky
Wildcats
2-2
(6) Ole Miss
Rebels
4-0
Odds: MISS-17.5
O/U52.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Lane KiffyTard
sorry my Kats. not enough mojo for Lane in his house
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Sat, 9/28, 11:00 AM CDT
(22) BYU
Cougars
4-0
Baylor
Bears
2-2
Odds: BAY-3.5
O/U45.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: BYU
Aranda is sinking at Baylor. BYU is looking like a contender in the Big12
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
Wisconsin
Badgers
2-1
(13) USC
Trojans
2-1
Odds: USC-15.5
O/U51.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: USC
Whisky lost their QB last week. big edge to RileyTard and the condomheads
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
(21) Oklahoma
Sooners
3-1
Auburn
Tigers
2-2
Odds: OU-2.5
O/U45.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU finds a way to rebound from the other UT game.
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
Arkansas
Razorbacks
3-1
(24) Texas A&M
Aggies
3-1
Odds: TAMU-4
O/U52.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: ArkySaw Piggies
Bobbo Petrino smokes ElkoTard in his house BAHHAAAA
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Sat, 9/28, 2:30 PM CDT
(15) Louisville
Cardinals
3-0
(16) Notre Dame
Fighting Irish
3-1
Odds: ND-6.5
O/U45.5
TV: PEAC
WINNER: Cards
going all in with my alma mater to kick the neutered dame's ass!!!
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Sat, 9/28, 3:15 PM CDT
Mississippi State
Bulldogs
1-3
(1) Texas
Longhorns
4-0
Odds: TEX-38.5
O/U62.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: Texas
no way in this reality Texas loses their SEC opener HOOK'EM HORNS!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT
Stanford
Cardinal
2-1
(17) Clemson
Tigers
2-1
Odds: CLEM-21.5
O/U57.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Dabo Tigers
Clemson begins to look like .. Clemson. Howard's Rock!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:00 PM CDT
(18) Iowa State
Cyclones
3-0
Houston
Cougars
1-3
Odds: ISU-14
O/U43
TV: FS1
WINNER: Iowa State
as long as Tilman Fertitta picks UH's coach's .. they SUCK! BAHHAA
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(3) Ohio State
Buckeyes
3-0
Michigan State
Spartans
3-1
Odds: OSU-23.5
O/U48.5
TV: PEAC
WINNER: BuckTards
beware BuckTards the UPSET trap game. i warned you. don't fuck up!
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(19) Illinois
Fighting Illini
4-0
(9) Penn State
Nittany Lions
3-0
Odds: PSU-17.5
O/U47.5
TV: NBC
WINNER: JoePa Lions
it's time for Bret Buttplug to be eaten by the JoePa Lions
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Sat, 9/28, 6:30 PM CDT
(2) Georgia
Bulldogs
3-0
(4) Alabama
Crimson Tide
3-0
Odds: UGA-1.5
O/U48.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: BAMA
this is the BIG ONE! best ranked matchup to date. BAMA channels Saban
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Sat, 9/28, 6:45 PM CDT
South Alabama
Jaguars
2-2
(14) LSU
Tigers
3-1
Odds: LSU-22.5
O/U65.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: LSU
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/28, 9:00 PM CDT
Washington State
Cougars
4-0
(25) Boise State
Broncos
2-1
Odds: BSU-7.5
O/U63.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: Smurfs
going all in with smurfs and their blue turf
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Sat, 9/28, 9:15 PM CDT
Arizona
Wildcats
2-1
(10) Utah
Utes
4-0
Odds: UTAH-11.5
O/U47.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Utah
Utes found a way to beat the Pokes without Rising. can they do it again?
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Sat, 9/28, 10:00 PM CDT
(8) Oregon
Ducks
3-0
UCLA
Bruins
1-2
Odds: ORE-25.5
O/U55.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Rubber Duckies
this is the Nike Duck's game to lose
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