Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > Pennsylvania > Pittsburgh > The Sandbox - Pittsburgh
test
The Sandbox - Pittsburgh The Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT an adult-themed topic, then it belongs here

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 646
MoneyManMatt 490
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Jon Bon 396
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
Starscream66 279
George Spelvin 265
sharkman29 255
Top Posters
DallasRain70793
biomed163231
Yssup Rider60955
gman4453294
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling48654
WTF48267
pyramider46370
bambino42591
CryptKicker37218
The_Waco_Kid37009
Mokoa36496
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Mojojo33117

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-28-2013, 12:03 PM   #1
eyecu2
Valued Poster
 
eyecu2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 21, 2011
Location: Bonerville
Posts: 5,959
Encounters: 82
Default Grocery store

Two guys in a grocery store run into each other's shopping carts. One says "sorry, I'm looking for my wife and wasn't paying attention". Other guy laughs and says, "so am I, maybe we can help each other.. what does your wife look like?" *The first says, "she's 24, tall, blonde, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight shorts and a top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" Second guys says, "doesn't matter' let's look for yours!" ***
eyecu2 is offline   Quote
Old 10-06-2013, 06:01 PM   #2
jw4591
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 6, 2013
Location: casparis
Posts: 454
Encounters: 1
Default

When i was 15, I got a job in a little general store in fayette county in a coke oven patch. The first day on the job the proprietor told me just to watch him and he would show me how to increase sales. I said OK. A guy came into the store and asked for 2- 50# bags of grass seed. My boss put the 2 bags of grass seed on the counter and told the customer "here ya go, how about buying one of these lawn mowers?" The customer said he don't even have grass yet, what the fuck do I need a lawn mower for. My boss said with 100# pounds of grass seed, " you're gonna have alot of grass to cut and they are on sale right now". The customer agreed and bought a lawn mower too.

My boss said "see, he came in for one thing and I sold him something related to what came in for. That's how you increase sales." I was impressed and told him to let me wait on the next customer. He said OK.

The next customer was a very hot young girl. She walked up to the counter and asked for a box of Kotex. I put the box of Kotex on the counter and said to her "here ya go, how about buying one of these lawn mowers?"

She asked me "what the fuck do I want with a lawn mower?"

I told her if she couldn't fuck, she might as well cut the grass
jw4591 is offline   Quote
Reply



AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved