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Old 01-08-2016, 06:50 PM   #1
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Default Yo mama so fat

Toyz, yo mama so fat she bathes in the Shanghai Ocean. They call her shadow "after-hours"
Magellan's crew want's to come back n circumnavigate her.
That girl if fat!
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:05 PM   #2
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Toyz, yo mama so fat she bathes in the Shanghai Ocean. They call her shadow after-hours.
Magellan's crew want's to come back n circumnavigate her.
That girl if fat!
Phil, you named after yo mama...Phyllup MySnatch

You mama so fugly, when she born the Dr slapped yo granma...

You mama so fat, she upcharges if they find the pussy...

You mama smells so bad they use her for cropdustin...tie her fat ass to the wing and fly over the fields...all the bugs just die...

You mama so skanky, they block off Rundberg when she out walking to keep the wetbacks from rioting...

You mama so nasty they named a new [Staph edited fo publix cunsumpsion] after her, It called "MyPeterDoneDied"...
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:15 PM   #3
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lol, bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
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when she born the Dr slapped yo granma...
holy shit Toyz, OMG!!! bahahahahahahahaha!

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Old 01-08-2016, 07:23 PM   #4
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. holy shit, ah ha... ah ha,

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she upcharges if they find the pussy...
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 01-08-2016, 10:25 PM   #5
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Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

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Old 01-08-2016, 10:41 PM   #6
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Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

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How can you say a thread about his momma aint hobby related?
That bitch sucked my dick so hard i thought it was gonna pop out her ass
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Old 01-08-2016, 10:46 PM   #7
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How can you say a thread about his momma aint hobby related?
That bitch sucked my dick so hard i thought it was gonna pop out her ass
She famous!

His Mama once sucked the chrome hitch off a trailer...
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Old 01-08-2016, 10:48 PM   #8
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Not hobby related... moving to the cat box.

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See? And I thought you were good for nothing...you do have a purpose around here after all! Sifting the cat shit...
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Old 01-09-2016, 01:52 AM   #9
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Yo mama so fat, Ah stuck it inner butt an' she din't e'en notice!
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Old 01-09-2016, 06:36 AM   #10
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[QUOTE=Toyz;1057667033]She famous!, His Mama once sucked the chrome hitch off a trailer...[/QUOTE
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. holy shit plz stop Toyz, OMG!!!



bahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 01-09-2016, 06:41 AM   #11
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Can she suck start a Harley
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Old 01-10-2016, 03:00 PM   #12
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Your Mama is so fat last time she got a cut gravy came out.
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