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10-14-2011, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: San Antonio
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He can hear you coming!
A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because, over the years they had become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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10-14-2011, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Stillwater, OK
Posts: 3,631
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cannot read too small
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10-15-2011, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 502
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Use Braille
Or maybe have someone read it to you
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10-15-2011, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 7, 2010
Location: front seat, drivers side
Posts: 220
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A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because, over the years they had become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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10-15-2011, 07:07 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 104679
Join Date: Oct 12, 2011
Location: Nashville
Posts: 25
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LOL!
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10-16-2011, 12:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 25, 2010
Location: Texas and Beyond
Posts: 1,029
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I don't care who you are, that is funny. LOL
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