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		|  06-29-2013, 09:59 PM | #1 |  
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				 Religious Jokes? 
 
			
			Sorry wrong place mods please delete
 Why is it we can make jokes about Christians, Jews, Buddhists, and most every other religion but not Muslims.  Everyone needs a sense of humor.
 here are a few what if's from my buddy Jeff Foxworthy
 
 1. If you refine heroin for a living,
 but you have a moral objection to liquor,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
 but you can't afford shoes,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 3. If you have more wives than teeth,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
 but consider bacon to be unclean,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 5. If you think vests come in two styles:
 Bullet-proof and suicide.
 You may be a Muslim
 
 6. If you can't think of anyone
 you haven't declared jihad against,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 7. If you consider television dangerous
 but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
 have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 9. If you have nothing against women
 and think every man should own at least four,
 You may be a Muslim.
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		|  06-29-2013, 11:48 PM | #2 |  
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			Where would the right place be?
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		|  06-30-2013, 01:45 AM | #3 |  
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				 Sounds like a new thread 
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		|  07-09-2013, 10:19 AM | #8 |  
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	These are not Jeff Foxworthy jokes. It was obvious from the get-go.
You should vet your sources. This is just another bullshit internet chain story.
And no, you don't get shit, save a cancer victim, or get Obama out of office any faster by passing it on to every one you know within 12 hours.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/foxworthy.aspQuote: 
	
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					Originally Posted by loveitdou  Sorry wrong place mods please delete
 Why is it we can make jokes about Christians, Jews, Buddhists, and most every other religion but not Muslims. Everyone needs a sense of humor.
 here are a few what if's from my buddy Jeff Foxworthy
 
 1. If you refine heroin for a living,
 but you have a moral objection to liquor,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
 but you can't afford shoes,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 3. If you have more wives than teeth,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
 but consider bacon to be unclean,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 5. If you think vests come in two styles:
 Bullet-proof and suicide.
 You may be a Muslim
 
 6. If you can't think of anyone
 you haven't declared jihad against,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 7. If you consider television dangerous
 but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
 have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
 You may be a Muslim.
 
 9. If you have nothing against women
 and think every man should own at least four,
 You may be a Muslim.
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