Thu, Sep 15, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (6) Houston
 Cougars
 
 2-0
 
 Cincinnati
 Bearcats
 
 2-0
WINNER: Houston
watch out Coogs. trap game! don't get tubby'd in tommy's place.
Final
 
 (6) Houston
 Cougars
 
 40
 
 Cincinnati
 Bearcats
 
 16
Coogs avoid trap. tougher games await. like .. the UofL rematch?
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Fri, Sep 16, 7:00 PM CDT
 
 (21) Baylor
 Bears
 
 2-0
 
 Rice
 Owls
 
 0-2
WINNER: Bears
i predicted bears might lose 3-4 games. this isn't one of them. who  knows? with some luck from the Gods of Football Grobe might prove me  wrong and win 9 or 10.
Final
 
 (16) Baylor
 Bears
 
 38
 
 Rice
 Owls
 
 10
Baylor is playing with Briles's players and scheme. Can Grobe hold it together? tbd
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 South Carolina State
 Bulldogs
 
 0-2
 
 (5) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 2-0
WINNER: Dabo
ACC cupcake. this is the kinda game Tommy Bowden would lose. .. no shit. LOSE. not Dabo.
Final
 
 South Carolina State
 Bulldogs
 
 0
 
 (5) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 59
Par for Dabo's course. Clemson has several showdowns to come. 
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 North Dakota State
 Bison
 
 2-0
 
 (13) Iowa
 Hawkeyes
 
 2-0
WINNER: Iowa
BIG 10 cupcake. money game. move on.
Final
 
 North Dakota State
 Bison
 
 23
 
 Iowa
 Hawkeyes
 
 21
AHAHAHAA. Iowa will probably end up 8-4 or 9-3 and back in the polls .. in December. see u then losers.
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 Georgia State
 Panthers
 
 0-2
 
 (9) Wisconsin
 Badgers
 
 2-0
WINNER: Whiskey
and the Big 10 goes up 2-1 on the cupcake race this week. lol
Final
 
 Georgia State
 Panthers
 
 17
 
 (11) Wisconsin
 Badgers
 
 23
Whiskey escapes the LSU letdown.
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 Ohio
 Bobcats
 
 1-1
 
 (15) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 2-0
WINNER: UT
WHOA! this SEC actually plays another 1A school! a bad one at home. Butch .. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP. Got that? 
Final
 
 Ohio
 Bobcats
 
 19
 
 (14) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 28
Vols get a win over the MAC. now keeping winning, Butch.
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 (2) Florida State
 Seminoles
 
 2-0
 
 (10) Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 2-0
WINNER: UofL
Going ALL IN with the Alma Mater and Petrino in Poppa's House
Final
 
 (13) Florida State
 Seminoles
 
 20
 
 (3) Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 63
A major massacre. but it means nothing if we can't follow thru.
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Sat, Sep 17, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 (25) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 2-0
 
 Appalachian State
 Mountaineers
 
 1-1
WINNER: UM
Appy St. was the defending 2A champ when they upset another UM in the  big house. i recall Appy St won the playoffs again that year. note to  Richt: don't LOSE your first road game.
Final
 
 (15) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 45
 
 Appalachian State
 Mountaineers
 
 10
Richt gets the win but what happens when the 
real games start??
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Sat, Sep 17, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (22) Oregon
 Ducks
 
 2-0
 
 Nebraska
 Cornhuskers
 
 2-0
WINNER: Ducks
could go either way. potential great game on tap. Who shows up? going with Ducks offense today
Final
 
 Oregon
 Ducks
 
 32
 
 (20) Nebraska
 Cornhuskers
 
 35
Bugeater's offense out-Ducks the Ducks.
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Sat, Sep 17, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 Colorado
 Buffaloes
 
 2-0
 
 (4) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 2-0
WINNER: UM
Lock of the day. no way Jim trips up in the Big House! 
Final
 
 Colorado
 Buffaloes
 
 28
 
 (4) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 45
Colorado tried hard to make this a game. in the end, it's Harbaugh's House.
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Sat, Sep 17, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (1) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 2-0
 
 (19) Ole Miss
 Rebels
 
 1-1
WINNER: BAMA
Going all in with Saban. Roll Tide!
Final
 
 (1) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 48
 
 (23) Ole Miss
 Rebels
 
 43
Tide gets it done. they move on. Still a contender, Stella!!
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:00 PM CDT
 
 (17) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 2-0
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 1-1
WINNER: A&M
Aright .. i whiffed last week .. so show me swag dude .. CAN U WIN?
Final
 
 (10) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 29
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 16
Swag guy wins one. big deal. keep it up.
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:00 PM CDT
 
 Mississippi State
 Bulldogs
 
 1-1
 
 (20) LSU
 Tigers
 
 1-1
WINNER: LSU
this is MUST WIN already for Crazy Lester. at Home. no pressure eh, Les??
Final
 
 Mississippi State
 Bulldogs
 
 20
 
 (18) LSU
 Tigers
 
 23
Crazy Lester does what he needs to do... WIN.
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (16) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 2-0
 
 Missouri
 Tigers
 
 1-1
WINNER: UGA
Mizzu had a ramblin' gamblin' upset record in the Big 12. watch out on the road, Kirby. Trap game?
Final
 
 (12) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 28
 
 Missouri
 Tigers
 
 27
See? nearly a choker for UGA. the gauntlet of the SEC awaits, Kirby. 
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (3) Ohio State
 Buckeyes
 
 2-0
 
 (14) Oklahoma
 Sooners
 
 1-1
WINNER: Pope Urbie
i want u Big Game Bozo ZerOU fans to know i seriously considered going  UPSET. another another shot of whiskey, playing it safe with the Pope.
Final
 
 (2) Ohio State
 Buckeyes
 
 45
 
 (25) Oklahoma
 Sooners
 
 24
Pope Urbie kicks Big Game Bozo's butt. ZerOU is already out of the CFP race.
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 North Texas
 Mean Green
 
 1-1
 
 (23) Florida
 Gators
 
 2-0
WINNER: Gators
UF's offense hasn't impressed. they need a solid performance against outmatched UNT
Final
 
 North Texas
 Mean Green
 
 0
 
 (19) Florida
 Gators
 
 32
UF lost their QB. that's gonna effect the next 3 weeks  in the SEC, maybe longer. 
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 Texas State
 Bobcats
 
 1-0
 
 (24) Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 2-0
WINNER: Hogs
AHA! another SEC cupcake! and at Brett Buttmouth's expense! just WIN, Brett.
Final
 
 Texas State
 Bobcats
 
 3
 
 (17) Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 42
typical game Brett buttmouth wins. let's see what games he loses this year?? 
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Sat, Sep 17, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (12) Michigan State
 Spartans
 
 1-0
 
 (18) Notre Dame
 Fighting Irish
 
 1-1
WINNER: ND
if Kelly plays the best QB, Irish win one for the gipper. lol
Final
 
 (8) Michigan State
 Spartans
 
 36
 
 Notre Dame
 Fighting Irish
 
 28
Ugh. Sparty slays ND. Sparty is a Big 10 contender, Stella!!!
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Sat, Sep 17, 7:00 PM CDT
 
 USC
 Trojans
 
 1-1
 
 (7) Stanford
 Cardinal
 
 1-0
WINNER: Cardinal
SC is very likely better than they showed to open against Bama. staying safe with home team and Shaw here.
Final
 
 USC
 Trojans
 
 10
 
 (7) Stanford
 Cardinal
 
 27
USC gets handled by the Cardinal. Helton mounts the hot seat as the season heats up. Ouch
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Sat, Sep 17, 7:00 PM CDT
 
 Portland State
 Vikings
 
 1-1
 
 (8) Washington
 Huskies
 
 2-0
WINNER: Huskies
Guilty! the PAC 12 sneaks in a late CUPCAKE. so that's .. Big 10/SEC at  2, ACC at 1 and PAC 12 at 1 on today's cupcake games. ahahahaha
Final
 
 Portland State
 Vikings
 
 3
 
 (9) Washington
 Huskies
 
 41
Par for the course. Can Huskies piss on the PAC 12? tbd
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Sat, Sep 17, 9:30 PM CDT
 
 (11) Texas
 Longhorns
 
 2-0
 
 California
 Golden Bears
 
 1-1
WINNER: Texas
Cal lost last week to San Diego St. bring your A Game, Bears .. BEVO is coming! HOOK'EM!
Final
 
 (21) Texas
 Longhorns
 
 43
 
 California
 Golden Bears
 
 50
Very disappointed by this loss. forget the bad late  call we should have stopped Cal to save the win. good news .. Buechele isn't  seriously hurt and the offense produced while he was out.
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