Unspoken Rules of Sex

[Brass Balls]

1. 50% of the time a woman saying "Don't stop, I'm about to cum." will make the man cum and ruin her orgasm. It's a cruel glitch that hasn't been patched.

2. Wash your genitals.

3. Don't lie about being on the pill.

4. The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking beforehand.

5. If you're using anal beads do not pull them out and say "And the winning Powerball numbers are!"

6. As a guy, it's an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum.

7. Don't blow into the vagina.

8. If you fart whilst receiving a blowjob and they keep going like nothing happened, you are required to buy your partner something shiny and valuable.

9. Take a pee after you have sex, it will help prevent infections.

10. One does not just "Oops" it in the backdoor.

11. If you receive oral you should return the favor.

12. There are a LOT of weird noises. Get over it.

13. If she says "Don't pull out!"...Absolutely pull out.

14. If he/she asks who your fantasy fuck is, don't say his/her best friend.

15. Cut/file your nails before fingering.

16. Take off your fucking socks.

17. When switching from any position to doggie style, do not yell "BEAST MODE"

18. Don't forget to include a tip when you pay.

[txexetoo]

Originally Posted by Brass Balls

1. 50% of the time a woman saying "Don't stop, I'm about to cum." will make the man cum and ruin her orgasm. It's a cruel glitch that hasn't been patched.

2. Wash your genitals.

3. Don't lie about being on the pill.

4. The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking beforehand.

5. If you're using anal beads do not pull them out and say "And the winning Powerball numbers are!"

6. As a guy, it's an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum.

7. Don't blow into the vagina.

8. If you fart whilst receiving a blowjob and they keep going like nothing happened, you are required to buy your partner something shiny and valuable.

9. Take a pee after you have sex, it will help prevent infections.

10. One does not just "Oops" it in the backdoor.

11. If you receive oral you should return the favor.

12. There are a LOT of weird noises. Get over it.

13. If she says "Don't pull out!"...Absolutely pull out.

14. If he/she asks who your fantasy fuck is, don't say his/her best friend.

15. Cut/file your nails before fingering.

16. Take off your fucking socks.

17. When switching from any position to doggie style, do not yell "BEAST MODE"

18. Don't forget to include a tip when you pay.

I agree with all but #18. INDEPENDANT providers are owners of their own business. You never need tip an owner. If she wants to be paid more she needs to set her fee higher