Ah well, WOMEN. Can't live with 'em, can't pickle their heads and make a nice Saturday Rueben sandwich out of them.
What can be said of this demgraphic who's particular skill it is to translate a primal urge into filthy lucre? Talk about black magic - it is the original alchemy. It may be villainous and cabalistic, but that's what makes it fun.
If you continue to be naughty I will be certain you are spewing cherry pits from your fundament with the same veracity.
I embrace my fiendish ways, but I will let Eartha Kitt speak for me.
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