The Cheap Bastard's Guide

[fun2come]

Folks,

instead of throwing around insults, making assumptions, getting agitated,
let's put all this wonderful energy and KNOWLEDGE into writing a book.

Clearly there is a market: http://www.thecheapbastard.com/

But it is missing the definite guide:
The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

* Cheap Bastards can easily contribute with experience and stories
* The Pussy Mafia can verify the correctness and truthfulness
* All the other Providers will get free ADs as long as they cater to Cheap Bastards.

Let's do this true Co-Ed style !!!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Folks,

instead of throwing around insults, making assumptions, getting agitated,
let's put all this wonderful energy and KNOWLEDGE into writing a book.

Clearly there is a market: http://www.thecheapbastard.com/

But it is missing the definite guide:
The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

* Cheap Bastards can easily contribute with experience and stories
* The Pussy Mafia can verify the correctness and truthfulness
* All the other Providers will get free ADs as long as they cater to Cheap Bastards.

Let's do this true Co-Ed style !!!

I would like to ad my efforts to the "Cheap Bastard" Club. Each new girl that I see...at a reasonable rate....will get a custom designed one of a kind "Cheap Bastard" TShirt from yours truly at the completion of our Cheap Date. Please note the new Avitar, as this one is freshly made just this evening & has already been called for by a cheap Hoogar who appreciates the efforts of this Cheap Bastard...





Operators are manning the phones to accept your cheap booking...

[Guest021716-4]

I love cheap bastards!!!! http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...=cheap+bastard

[cinnamonshark]

CHEAP BASTARDS RULE!!!

[Centaur]

Beggars can't be choosers.

[Guest021716-4]

:ro flmao:

[sixxbach]

Hmmmmmmmm

You are talking to the KING of cheap bastards! I would share my secrets, but, I won't do that.

sixx

[Guest021716-4]

I hate to tell ya, Sixxy, but Double D is the cheapest bastard here. That bastard has so much game I even bought him dinner! Oh wait, I think I may have bought you lunch a time or two also!!!!

Carry on!!!!

[Centaur]

Well, at least we've answered the question of who you have to fuck around here to get a decent meal. Wait, scratch that, it was probably spit-grilled opossum or raccoon casserole.

[Guest021716-4]

Fer the record, neither of those two have been to Scarlettville, but I would make either one of them dinner anytime. Even opossum, if they batted their lashes.

Those two are my favorite cheap bastards.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Well, at least we've answered the question of who you have to fuck around here to get a decent meal. Wait, scratch that, it was probably spit-grilled opossum or raccoon casserole.

That should be a chapter in the book: Who to fuck for food

Want to tackle that for us?

I see you are also a perfect choice for the Graphics we need throughout the book.
Excellent start on the "Cheap Fuck Holes" chapter

[Jessie Austin]

LMAO!!

[Claire She Blows]

Who do I have to blow to get one of those t-shirts?!

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by sixxbach

Hmmmmmmmm

You are talking to the KING of cheap bastards! I would share my secrets, but, I won't do that.

sixx

How about we let you write the intro?
An introduction from the self proclaimed KING of cheap bastards

[sixxbach]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Who do I have to blow to get one of those t-shirts?!

Originally Posted by fun2come

How about we let you write the intro?
An introduction from the self proclaimed KING of cheap bastards

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

sixx